MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

[somemightsay]

Why never ending line of girls? Why not just never ending line of children? Yeah we get it you are the only cock in the house. But you are also the biggest cunt too.

whats wrong with saying girls ? He only has girls so why would he say Children ?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Yes yes do it.
Invite me via message or something I'd you know how because I don't

Also if FoD was an Inbetweener he'd totally see himself as Jay...

DONE

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You have to sign up again, same name. Someone please post so I don't get abuse for being a weirdo x

 

[Saint_clemmie]

If she was tested on Monday it means she still had it on Monday. The entire family should still be isolating.

So FOD made and just deleted a post about how he and his fam were tested for covid 19 and found positive.... 20mins later it was deleted


I don't think it's available yet, for anyone

that’s what I heard, I didn’t think they had a reliable enough test yet.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Read their wiki page and they seemed to have a factory in Southwark so I don’t know if it’s a south London thing, I always assumed it was an Irish thing as he’d row with my (English) mum when she’d buy Dove instead. Maybe it’s a workman thing cos apparently it’s good at getting rid of sweat?

I love the smell. My dad used to use it - Mum and me used a flowery rose-scented Jergens one, but the smell of Wrights reminds me of Dad <3 <3

 

[Pain of chocolate]

omfg you’re right!!! Thank you! What the fuck is tar soap and why would you ever use it?! It was this brand, I can smell it now having seen it and the tar bit makes sense it was horrific - it’s making me feel a bit gaggy!

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Did we grow up in the same house?

 

[Emmadale]

One of my friends volunteered to be furloughed but didn’t realise the £2.5k was gross not net!

 

[EddieBeds]

omg do and report back please! Where is he buying it from he must be sourcing it from a specialist?!

I remember as a kid we had this soap dish that was attached to the bathroom wall and protruded out where the horrid black bar would live. The four of us had joint bath time and we’d all be terrified of the soap & my evil sister would occasionally chuck it at one of us. I’m going to see if I have any bath time pics now...

It’s now a bright orange bar and he got them from Savers I think, in a multi pack so I can send you one if you really want?! I’ve just washed my hands with it - I don’t like the smell, it’s not overly offensive but a bit odd and not something I want to sniff either! It would appear the smell clearly doesn’t linger on my other half thankfully!

 

[Pocahontas]

I know right, how fun that we've got more friends joining us, I was terrified I'd be told off for being a freak!

I'm too young to know all these smells though and am scared of becoming a social pariah x

You’ll have to jump in there with smells from YOUR youth

 

[blurstoftimes]

I can laugh about it now- I might have one of his old messages on facebook.

This is the kind of fuckery I settled for only two years ago. This is after we hadn't talked for a while then I crumbled and messaged because I was lonely and pathetic . We just exchanged a few more messages before I realized I didn't trust him to just do another runner. You can grow up so much.

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P.s sorry for missing out words in my previous post.

Oh wow, this is belongs on beam_me_up_softboi for sure!

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[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe Targets Jamie Oliver and Gets A BBC One Show – Lime Goss

Come and join the party. She's suing us for libel, apparently, because we questioned her cat's lineage. It's a never-ending fun-fest.

Cheers. I’ll read up!

 

[RayanneGraff]

Completely understand that but it’s a good book so ignore that they have it and if you want it get it! And be comforted by the fact you won’t be impersonating Norman Bates as you cook/bake from it!

I might do, I’ll maybe save it for the Christmas list!

 

[Alliealoop]

How do you report someone for not putting Ad?

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread time? I’ve no idea how to do one. I wonder what he’s plotting in Grey Towers maybe a Clem post?

I’ve no idea either
I know there’s instructions but I’m terrible at that kind of thing, will mess it up without a doubt !

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Stillllll waiting.

Where’s our @Dogmuck ?

 

[PoorPatrol]

Oh please don’t - I’m praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening what did you get gifted?

Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon she’ll come early she’s so big and active! I’m actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which I’m really grateful for because I’m not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread I’ll show you her last scan!

On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon I’m a 12/14? I’ve got a rounded pregnant tummy but it’s likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. I’ll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button that’s for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though it’s sweet and sorry for the essay I love talking about her already it’s insufferable, how’s your leg getting on?! And having kids stuck in with you now?!

I haven’t even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but they’re already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. I’ve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M “mama” (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!

Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as that’s big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouse Or name necklace with empowering woman related catchphrase. Or gallery wall prints. The world is our oyster and I’m surprised none of us are millionaires from this yet x

I had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything we’ve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I haven’t really orders anything because I’m trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you can’t be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like it’s all fine, I’m sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to you

 

[Titfer]

I’ve been mentally transported to a dodgy B&B! Always me: erm, why have they got a wad of road maps from somewhere miles away, and a well thumbed Jilly Cooper novel on a bookshelf reading ‘please do not remove from cottage’ Your snotty topped eggs will give me nightmares!!

I always call them spunky eggs...

 

[Bizboz]

Anyone seen the story about the scratch card? I saw it looking over my husbands phone (yes he still follows ), but it was on silent and I cant bare to add to his viewing figures by searching it out myself!

 

[Bizziebody]

I've got huge amounts of respect for her for suggesting donations to the hospital fund instead.

(+She also liked my comment congratulating her).

TBH triplet family are just as bad, more baby stuff when they were already on their 5th. Surely you'd just use whatever you had from the older kids.

Those parents come across as not being the sharpest tools in the shed.

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

What does MAMIL mean

 

[skronkywildcat]

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