MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

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What? You have a best friend who is tea total? Weird friendship
Also you are doing her a massive favour...get that shit out of her life...get it delivered to you immediately!
Also I like a good quality New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc or a Spanish Rioja or a Malbec - everything else you can distribute amongst the others. I’m cool with that
 
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Unlike dogmuck, I’m not fussy at all...feel free to send me anything as long as it’s mildly flammable haha
I’m a frontline worker so I deserve it right?
 
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Unlike dogmuck, I’m not fussy at all...feel free to send me anything as long as it’s mildly flammable haha
I’m a frontline worker so I deserve it right?
Look I told her to distribute the other stuff to you lot.
Thank you for everything you do. Actually you really need to taste a good Malbec
 
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Look I told her to distribute the other stuff to you lot.
Thank you for everything you do. Actually you really need to taste a good Malbec
I can only drink white and pink, like the basic bitch I am. One sip of red has me face down in the toilet...I think it’s the tannins? I’m also just a very sicky person. It’s very frustrating cause my favourite food is soup but as soon as I have half a cup, it comes straight back up!! It’s also my body’s default reaction when I’m overtired etc? I’ve started most of my shifts this week with a big sick...bizarre!
Anyway please don’t thank me, I live out in the country and we have a very manageable amount of cases - we all feel like frauds whenever we get congratulated for our work. I’m sure it’ll get busier, but at the minute, most of us are just sat around waiting for it to get busier. It’s a strange time to work indeed.
 
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Just caught up! Hope everyone is safe and well!
I’ve also been painting- and also hovered over the click and collect button for about a week before I committed but can’t explain how therapeutic I found it and how much better I feel now it’s done. Our garden is tiny (never bothered us as we’re a stones throw from the beach and from our parents who have big gardens) but now it’s our only option I’ve found it incredibly depressing so it’s been my mission to make it beautiful!
We’ve been getting online food deliveries as my husband and my son are both classed as vulnerable, but other than that I’ve tried to keep purchases to only the necessary.
Sorry I’ve rambled with a lot of shit you probably don’t want to know

I cannot touch red either though I really want to.
 
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So far my husband has done the food shop, I was actually relieved as I didn’t want to go out and face it after my last visit just before lock down. The queue around our local Tesco has been huge so before you even get in you can be outside for 45mins at least in the morning I haven’t been to a shop in 4 wks now, it’s so weird not going out apart from a walk but my two girls are coping so well! They haven’t moaned and have been getting on better than ever!
 
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I had waaay too much wine last night, weirdly got back into white wine since Lockdown. I’ve not been to the shops for 4 wks, my husband is doing the food shops as he’s still working so still out and about. Not sure of some of his rather odd choices.... chicken hotdogs for example, that even the children have refused! I’ve made one Amazon order, I felt bad but it was for a pizza stone and also got acrylic paint pens for the kids to paint rocks as gifts for our elderly neighbours who are isolating.

Thanks to FOD I’ve checked my subscriptions, unlike him I don’t have any because I’m not an arsehole who doesn’t watch what they spend!
 
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Just been re-reading some of his comments on his mum porn post. He genuinely thinks he is not being sexist because HE is doing the housework. Yes Si, that’s not sexist - but making out women will get horny over it is!!
 
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Omfg!! I’ve done that on google and found is-a-cunt.com Tattle is my bedtime reading. But this week I’m on holiday and now as not going anywhere i will mostly be reading is-a-cunt.com thank you
 
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Sold the thermomix, probably got the bloody thing for free. Miserable arseholes could have donated it to a charity .
 
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We are the same, spoken to a few nurses etc and they say the waiting is worrying xx
 
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Sold the thermomix, probably got the bloody thing for free. Miserable arseholes could have donated it to a charity .
Probably didn't even know how to use it...especially if they're eating Gusto pre prepared meals and McCain fries
 
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But mOd can cook, she shared her recipe for avocado on toast.
I went back through his posts to see if I was remembering the whole ‘you can always find her in the kitchen at parties’ thing properly to make a joke. But instead I found a photo from that night with 1000 comments under it (between Christmas and New Years). His latest post has 123 comments. Ouch! How the mighty have fallen.
 
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