Looooool, these are great, is it bad I don’t think he’ll mention Mother’s Day because he’s all about the ££ and she fumbled it for them? But how can he avoid it?! Maybe focus on the girls and him being a saviour dad by organising a breakfast that has zany comedic catastrophes fresh for the gram? But never ever mention or show social anthrax wife lest the tides turn (again).Fod must be sitting on his hands at the moment what with the possibility of being outnumbered in a quarantine situation. These are my content predictions for when he comes back.
1. A serious post about looking after ones loved ones and taking pleasure in small things during these hard times.
2. A picture of a deserted b and q which will allow for all manner of fod dancing.
3. A kitchen disco featuring the twins to while away the minutes.
4. Mother’s Day. A lovingly prepared tray to take to mod. Except she won’t feature as she’s in the attic rocking backwards and forward mumbling.
5. A serious post about intelligent, middle class ways of entertaining your middle class children. This will feature wooden board games and books.
6. Isn’t it useful to have gousto now the shops are all shut?
Have I missed any?
It’s the first MD since the scandal, ooooooo. Will she be rolled out from the crypt again, sausage roll in hand? It’s such a shame you can’t do polls on tattle!