I’m still in my husbands phone with my maiden name We have been married 5 years now I think he is in denial stillI think it does this itself as my husband comes up by his full name
Ohhhhh for Mother’s Day he can make her her favourite veggie breakfast!!! And then all the huns can message and ask for the overly complicated recipe so that they too can toast bread, smash avocado and learn that someone has to make the watercressFod must be sitting on his hands at the moment what with the possibility of being outnumbered in a quarantine situation. These are my content predictions for when he comes back.
1. A serious post about looking after ones loved ones and taking pleasure in small things during these hard times.
2. A picture of a deserted b and q which will allow for all manner of fod dancing.
3. A kitchen disco featuring the twins to while away the minutes.
4. Mother’s Day. A lovingly prepared tray to take to mod. Except she won’t feature as she’s in the attic rocking backwards and forward mumbling.
5. A serious post about intelligent, middle class ways of entertaining your middle class children. This will feature wooden board games and books.
6. Isn’t it useful to have gousto now the shops are all shut?
Have I missed any?
What a bunch of wafflers.“ I’m Clemmie I’m a mum and have four daughters and I’m also an author” no mention of being a midwife
People who post pictures of Valentine’s Day gifts, Mother’s Day presents, personal birthday gifts...to quote @Dogmuck ..’boils my piss’ because these are personal, intimate gifts that are best kept private. MOD and FOD do this (or used to do this!) because they felt they had to prove a point... ‘look at us..see...we are happy and loving...’ just makes you look desperate love. Remember that picture/ poem thing in a frame FOD did for MOD ages ago on Valentine’s Day where he’d written out the lines of ‘oh my darling clementine’ how unoriginal. And she posted really bloody early in the day so she must of got it and already had her camera out to take a photo. He probably did it just for the gram anyway..’go on love, post it, post it now..quick.. for the likes ... and tag me in...’ Ffs, just enjoy the day!!Ohhhhh for Mother’s Day he can make her her favourite veggie breakfast!!! And then all the huns can message and ask for the overly complicated recipe so that they too can toast bread, smash avocado and learn that someone has to make the watercress
Over 30’s have ruined tik tok. Can’t the younger ones have anything of their own. No wonder Generation Z hate usThe only thing on the internet worse than her 'costume' is people over the age of 15 doing stupid idiotic tik toc dances. Been waiting for him to get on that bandwagon with the little earners.
First thing I thought when I watched his video let the cash cows pick up the crap with their bare hands....... People think we ‘jump’ on his every post with negativity but I find it truly hilarious how someone who has been “gifted” most of his possessions and treats things with such a cavalier attitude ( perfectly good bath chucked in the garden) and whose carbon footprint is off the scale for most parents has the bare faced cheek to act like David Attenborough/Greta Thunberg all of a sudden just for content because that’s all it is CONTENTI see the employees did the work whilst he supervised!
Each time I see that denim jacket (same as mine) I question my life choicesWho wears a denim jacket in the house like that?? I bet he's just got back from getting some shopping in or walking Pablo and plonked himself down next to Marnie (it appears to be Marnie) for the pic!!
This is exactly how I feel too. They’re so vile, so grabby, so disgusting. In a world where socially media is becoming increasingly socially conscious it’s so weird to have someone who remains such a relic active on there?Yes, up to 250,000 people could die in the UK - fucking hilarious. Wanker.
WHAT A CUNT, SERIOUSLY. They have never lifted a finger to help another soul - despite their staggering privilege it's all about getting more and more. I really genuinely hate them.
Me! Yesss!!!! Knew it What's my prize? I am actually running out of toilet roll owing to my lack of panic buying... maybe someone could gift me a 4 pack?Who predicted toilet roll??
What do you want from him? HE CAN’T BE ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE!!! (I’m glad I have a screenshot of that, I almost wrote ‘everything to everyone.’)A few weeks ago he was trying to be a public service with misleading information, then he tries to sell us insurance and now claims he's only here for the LOLs -