MOD & FOD #26 Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window!

[heretoreaditall2019]

Google has this feature called google insights- which lets you see the number of searches for a particular term/thing.


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F*ck m* if 100 different people were searching for my child in one month alone .


@Si next post idea:

Making a donation to your local food bank.

These aren’t search volumes it’s an index, they don’t share actual volumes (you can get it through paid google SEO products but even that’s a range)!

Which is scary as the reality is probably >100 searches, the fact it’s not an entirely flat line is worrying tbh. What happened June 19? Bestival? How creepy

 

[Rosieee]

Someone please find a new thread tittle with covid-19 in it, I’m so lame can’t think of anything lol

 

[dragonsden62]

he has been busy - I’m blocked. I reckon he has been going through old posts as the last time I commented on his page was over the BBQ. I bet he is in ‘self iso’ (like Reno) and frantically blocking anyone who has dared be critical in the last 6 months.

There’s only 1 comment showing on his thread what’s that all about or can others see more

 

[rainbowlemon]

Things are easy when you're big in Iran
Oh, when you're big in Iran

Reminds me of this song:

 

[Heyjude]

I need to message you because how are we the same person????

I KNOW!!!!!!! Message me ANYTIME! X

 

[Mustard]

I was trying to see if I could find their Bestival set on YouTube, but instead came across this...

When was that and how many times did she grace the set of This Morning? Such a flat voice..,

 

[Dogmuck]

Well he’s busy cos I’ve been blocked.

Is that a recent blocking @Motherthreebeige - I mean since he’s gone AWOL?

 

[Dogmuck]

Hello all Another long time lurker here that’s finally decided to take the plunge when I couldn’t get on yesterday I had a bit of a panic and realised how much I enjoy coming here so thought I better start to contribute! Also, just tried to click on the Alice account link but it won’t work Looks like they’ve got rid of her account?

Welcome QC! No it’s still there @AliceInWanderLost <—-click on that and her account details come up and then go into messages (bottom left)

Yep. It is. But FOD wouldn’t know that. The douche.

Let’s add it to the compilation.
“Oh my darling Clementine, you are gone from the gram forever, now the platform is all mine”.

Or not. If he doesn’t return with wacky content.

Love it @Cabbagepatch

 

[Jumperoo62]

Had a quick look at the beach vid. I see the employees did the work whilst he supervised!
Haven't looked through the comments yet. The story WTF?! #ad #ad #ad and swipe here FoDders, maaaaate I've more fear of catching a dose of dickhead via your swipe up than anything else right now.
(Message re: isolation below, didn't wanna flood the Fod business!)

Thanks muchly for the well wishes, Fodsters much appreciated and better than thoughts n prayers! My throat hurts a lot, temp. controlled with paracetamol, still coughing, no more aches but no other symptoms so fairly confident it's just a badly timed throat infection although I work in a hospital, it's private sector and contrary to popular belief we don't get treated better. No privileges in regard to healthcare or shopping for essentials in these tough times. No guidance from work other than the standard stuff in the media (oh and fod of course!) XxXxX

mai glad you’re doing ok!

 

[Bizziebody]

Hope you get well soon Salad Dressing.

I just looked at the Norris Nuts,

 

[Bizboz]

The fact that she came back after being banned on the Alice account always makes me LOL. She ‘hated’ Tattle that much that she had to make a second account to blow smoke up her own arse. And the OD’s are probably still reading this thread daily, it’s just that MOD has finally learned that she has to do it without contributing but I bet she’s absolutely itching to slag off some of those who turned against her

Why was she banned?

 

[Bizziebody]

That is hysterical, I’m going to make it my mission to discover who these kids are by 10pm tonight!!

Did you find them, there are lots of over exposed kids here to wade through?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Soz HuNz I really need to catch up properly, I'm neglecting the thread here so much
Only just saw Sly's latest post but, excuse me if someone has already pointed this out, that breathing quote supposedly from Clammie, popped up in a meme already about 2 weeks ago poor attempt at being hilarious Fodcliffe

how are you getting on?

print screens for ur convenience x

 

[Brave-New-World]

Can someone explain the AXA ad not been on for a while .what did he actually say / do in the advert ?

 

[Mustard]

Noseydogs_margate have reposted an appeal from a church for tinned good for food bank and other users if anyone is in that area.