AmberSpyglass
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Imagine responding to a thread that was giving her Husband an almighty tonking and calling him a cunt.......
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I’m fucking DEAD. This is hilarious! Fantasy FOD is so much better than the real thing! FOD on ecstasy I would pay big bucks to seeGod how I love placing god in imaginary posh twat situations. If it all goes tits up for the fod on the ad front, I think we should pool some money together and sponsor him to act out scenarios of our choice. Fod lolz fodder. A bit like what he does with the twins but for our benefit.
Possible scenarios:
1. Fod in primary school. Hand up all the time even though he has no clue what the answer is. Teacher can’t stand him.
2. Fod losing his virginity and spooning the girl afterwards and calling her ‘baby’ and asking her if she liked it.
3. Fod chatting girls up at freshers week.
4. Fod having an argument with mummy and flouncing off and slamming the door because she didn’t find his prank funny.
5. Fod goes to Thailand.
6. Fod accidentally on purpose takes 10 ecstasy tablets by mistake and looks like that bloke on a yacht that went viral a while back.
The possibilities are endless..
This is really interesting tbh - I don't know how it works that side, but I worked at a record label during Yewtree, we had a *entire catalogues* of (profitable!) artist repertoire they had to write off because they were ponces. We also had a few modern day rape "allegations"/court cases (I don't like the word allegations but I guess that's what some of them were as not every rapist gets charged do they) brought against artists who were in a release cycle, so you've got all of those costs building up for something you can't release. Or with Yewtree, you have to destroy stock (CDs/vinyl/merch), cancel promo/events/tours/whatever, and write off all projected revs from that artist project because it's all been taken off for digital download or streaming. In less scandalous situations the same applies on smaller scales - some artists refuse to turn up to stuff, some leak their work or someone who got a sample leaked it for them, some don't want to monetise their YouTube channel cos they think it's tacky, want their shit off Spotify (what an era that was), don't want to put another album out under their contract, can't get into the US cos they got caught with some weed at 15, their daughter's sick and they're not leaving their house to do anything for the label, etc, etc. That industry's biz model understand + absorbs loss cos something like 9/10 new signings/development acts will never even break even, you just need 1 superstar to keep the lights on and wages paid for the decade.I wonder if they gave him suggestions and he decided his shitty idea was better. He obviously knows what his demographic wants, followers dropping and all
People who post pictures of Valentine’s Day gifts, Mother’s Day presents, personal birthday gifts...to quote @Dogmuck ..’boils my piss’ because these are personal, intimate gifts that are best kept private. MOD and FOD do this (or used to do this!) because they felt they had to prove a point... ‘look at us..see...we are happy and loving...’ just makes you look desperate love. Remember that picture/ poem thing in a frame FOD did for MOD ages ago on Valentine’s Day where he’d written out the lines of ‘oh my darling clementine’ how unoriginal. And she posted really bloody early in the day so she must of got it and already had her camera out to take a photo. He probably did it just for the gram anyway..’go on love, post it, post it now..quick.. for the likes ... and tag me in...’ Ffs, just enjoy the day!!
That’s all.
I’ve had my rant!!
He must be gutted he can’t use her in her Saint Clemmie costume, in a likes-bonanza about NHS staff pushing through and catching babies on the front line! That would have been insta gold for brand FOD.Yeah, he might be waiting til Mother’s Day is over. That way he’s put enough distance between the AXA ad and he won’t have to mention MOD in a post about Mother Day.
I’m guessing he’s coming in here and reading what we said we’ve posted and then finding it in the appropriate post. Did you mention your comment you made on here about the BBQ? I think I recall someone saying about their comment on his BBQ not that long ago was it you?he has been busy - I’m blocked. I reckon he has been going through old posts as the last time I commented on his page was over the BBQ. I bet he is in ‘self iso’ (like Reno) and frantically blocking anyone who has dared be critical in the last 6 months.
Honestly, I risk sounding unhinged but I find these two unbearably creepy. The faces they pull are always terrifying and give me real robots with skin, social experiment, nightmare vibes. Just imagine them pulling their masks off at the end of the dayJesus, these two are scary!
Sound like my cunty ex employers. When I told my boss I’d been diagnosed with breast cancer that lunch time, they asked me if I would need 2 or 5 days off.Oh lord I started to look at that earlier but I don't want to see people panic because panic is just so contagious isn't it... What are my beloved FOD tattlers getting up to this quarantine season?
2019 coronavirus: The Korean clusters
How coronavirus cases exploded in South Korean churches and hospitalsgraphics.reuters.com
Is interesting, obvs not a scientist but this feels like pretty compelling evidence for us to all be at home. I fucking hate our shit gov't for not saying anything fucking conclusive, I appreciate the sample size/duration is too small to have ~definitive science led policy but ffs there is also a bit of common sense no???
My work aren't doing the WFH thing until the gov't mandates it (they are huge cunts and I will not be returning after mat after all of this shit show and other pregnancy cuntery) but I've just been whatsapped to say I can this week, I think someone must have been diagnosed for such a grand gesture because they'd happily have me give birth at my desk and then ask the baby when he can start nd all.