MOD & FOD #26 Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window!

[Breakdance Badass]

That Vogue advert, absolutely hilarious, could she have been made to wear an any more unflattering dress? I was a bit transfixed by the sheer knobery when I watched it, who the duck are they all? Phillips sales must have gone through the roof after that!

I can’t say anything about the “live” beer drinking. I seriously think he needs help

 

[Bizziebody]

I’ll see your bleep and raise you a malignant tit funnel

I love my new hobbie (tattle), I'm learning so many new sayings.ps. Love how auto correct changes FOD to GOD.

 

[caitlinbullen]

This made me laugh!!! Hope I’ve done the link correctly? After his last line I thought “Oh don’t you worry, we have our salads ready over here mate!”

 

[dragonsden62]

Just caught up on this thread. Brilliant!
Has anyone seen this clip before? Absolutely cringed watching it.

“ I’m Clemmie I’m a mum and have four daughters and I’m also an author” no mention of being a midwife

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Magnesium salt bath! Why yes I have time for that on a daily basis!!! WTF
Just catching up on here-give me strength re: drinking beer

 

[OhhBacon]

This made me laugh!!! Hope I’ve done the link correctly? After his last line I thought “Oh don’t you worry, we have our salads ready over here mate!”

I can’t stop watching this...it’s brilliant and made me laugh a lot...unlike Fod.

 

[Mustard]

I can’t stop watching this...it’s brilliant and made me laugh a lot...unlike Fod.

They like a blue suit there. Taking fashion tips from Hazza Markle?

 

[rainbowlemon]

Things are easy when you're big in Iran
Oh, when you're big in Iran

Reminds me of this song:

 

[Pocahontas]

“ I’m Clemmie I’m a mum and have four daughters and I’m also an author” no mention of being a midwife

What a bunch of wafflers.
Good god, that yellow dress is VILE.
She must miss her days of being interviewed by Vogue about farshun and bewdy and like, how hard it is for mums to keep on top of the challenges of looking good, while being, you know, a mama

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

Farshun and Bewdy Hilarious @Pocahontas

 

[rainbowlemon]

Magnesium salt bath! Why yes I have time for that on a daily basis!!! WTF
Just catching up on here-give me strength re: drinking beer

Not the facials and massages hun?



But alas to go from the Vogue heights to daily mail fodder would be heartbreaking for anyone, so I think we should #bekind and be #womensupportingwomen.

 

[Workinggirlfromhome]

Absolute twit. That is all

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

983k!!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

“ I’m Clemmie I’m a mum and have four daughters and I’m also an author” no mention of being a midwife

That’s quite telling isn’t it, choosing not to say that in her vogue interview. She clearly had aspirations/delusions for more, maybe she didn’t think those women would be as impressed by a midwife as they were an author

Also will note this isn’t proper vogue it’s some crappy brand partnerships obligation they’ve licensed out she loves a bad yellow dress too doesn’t she.

 

[cordes]

Just caught up on this thread. Brilliant!
Has anyone seen this clip before? Absolutely cringed watching it.

honestly nothing boils my piss more when people say 'use my voice'.... oh fark off

 

[rainbowlemon]

Someone else posted a link (on the radford thread) where you can buy followers for instagram.

3000 for only £26.99!!

50,000 for £264.99

 

[Cabbagepatch]

An author???? I guess technically she was. But jeez. Cringe. Also that dress is hideous.

Haaa!!! That clip is like an instamum parody! God clemmie must look back at those days hanging out with vogue in the same way that we look at our lives before corona lockdown. Now she’s kept in the attic by a fool who films himself dancing in empty supermarkets.

It is. Like a piss take off Ab Fab.

 

[Agent Krycek]

Wow! Someone’s full of themselves, aren’t they? She comes across as a proper nasty witch.

Just caught up on this thread. Brilliant!
Has anyone seen this clip before? Absolutely cringed watching it.

Interesting to see the differences between her teeth in these two clips! I didn't think she came across as being particularly nasty in the first clip - just a bit out of her depth. Her main answer seemed to be 'have you discussed that with your midwife'!

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

I think it does this itself as my husband comes up by his full name

I’m still in my husbands phone with my maiden name We have been married 5 years now I think he is in denial still

 

[SaladDressing]

“ I’m Clemmie I’m a mum and have four daughters and I’m also an author” no mention of being a midwife

I need to scroll back a few pages and catch up on posts properly (work has been demanding AF) as I've not seen that video clip. I've missed loads tbh