Please make this happen. Absolute fucking gold!After his attempt at humour with his toilet roll dealer sketch last night, I wanna add a new doll to the FOD range. Fodney Trotter
If he goes on about entertaining children at home being a chore I’ll bloody deck him. He works from home 80% of the time anyway, Clemmie is allegedly still suspended. They don’t have the concerns of where’s my child’s next meal going to come from because they’re fucking minted/loss of earnings because they’re not paid hourly.
I imagine that they have the audacity to send the girls to school through Clemmie’s tenuous link to the NHS though.
I’m a teacher too, sending positive thoughts to you and your students
Because they are base twats! Most of them can’t spell you’re or your. If they find that shite amusing it’s highly likely they are dead!I’m so confused. How do people find this funny, entertaining, light relief?
Ooh this is so hilarious. It’s made my day. My kids will be off school for 6 months, my friends and family are becoming ill, possibly dying, we have no pasta and using The Sun to
Wipe our arses. Our holiday is cancelled. Probably not covered on insurance. But thank FOD for you FOD! All my cares and worries have now vanished thanks to you and your dazzling whit.
And I’m surprised no one has picked him up on his persistent misspelling of coronavirus.Because they are base twats! Most of them can’t spell you’re or your. If they find that shite amusing it’s highly likely they are dead!
Every. Fucking. Post.And I’m surprised no one has picked him up on his persistent misspelling of coronavirus.
Honestly, it does make you wonder because he can't string a sentence together and has absolutely no charm/charisma and that's what I thought a huge part of the benefits to these schools was, giving you the language & skillset to schmooze other MC ppl in the work place?JESUS, MAN. What did that £££££ education get you? I went to an inner city comp and I know it's "Toe the line".
I don't understand how anyone who's not on the sex offender's register can find kids so interesting/amusing to watch anyway, like I dgaf if ur kid skived nursery tbh, sorry hun.Because they are base twats! Most of them can’t spell you’re or your. If they find that shite amusing it’s highly likely they are dead!
maybe he's hooked himself up behind the car, so mOd can tow him......to the tip, he likes to hang out there.And what's with the fucking pink background on all his apology/explanation posts. Has anyone told him women can see other colours as well?
Sorry - back again. Just seen he's told someone in his comments who said he was increasingly out of touch with most people's line of thought "I'm sorry I don't tow the line".
JESUS, MAN. What did that £££££ education get you? I went to an inner city comp and I know it's "Toe the line".
I think this should be the next thread title...What do you want from him? HE CAN’T BE ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE!!!
I think it must be easy to be so blasé and think everything can be broken down into a joke when you’ve just earned a 5 figure fee for a 1 minute ad. Disastrous move or not. He’s not bothered. They have plenty of money in the SOD family business. They can keep drawing dividends. He’s still getting paid if he’s off work no doubt. They can batten down the hatches at Fathering/Mothering Heights and carry on. The real worries and anxieties of ordinary folks at the moment won’t touch them. Totally and utterly out of touch.Every. Fucking. Post.
And I'm sorry, but "I like to break things down to find the humour in all situations, it's my coping mechanism" just means "I'm emotionally repressed". He's already said his family are stiff upper lip types, and he "can't understand" why Clemmie gets emotional/angry about stuff. For FoDs sake, it must be amazing to walk around so repressed and removed from reality that you single handedly murder what was left of your own (previously lucrative) social media career.
It’s utter snobbery and status-giving (except it’s not really, just in the minute minds of these numbnut twats) and so that these masterbatory sharents have something else to define themselves by and crow about when they’re playing their pathetic game of one upmanship.Honestly, it does make you wonder because he can't string a sentence together and has absolutely no charm/charisma and that's what I thought a huge part of the benefits to these schools was, giving you the language & skillset to schmooze other MC ppl in the work place?
I live near a load of outstanding secondaries and the private schools actually perform worse than them, we were looking at primaries (with the idea they'd 'guarantee' entry to a grammar, yes I'm a massive class traitor for this) and they're not as good either. I wonder what would then motivate a parent to pay for it other than utter contempt for children from poor/non white/other immigrant households... ideas on the back of a postage stamp???
Hahaaaa, this is too funny. Worthy of a thread title.FOD: the Vera Lynn of Corona.
Because they fucking idiots.. and are probably the same twunts who have stockpiled with enough toilet rolls and pasta to last them 5 years..I’m so confused. How do people find this funny, entertaining, light relief?
Ooh this is so hilarious. It’s made my day. My kids will be off school for 6 months, my friends and family are becoming ill, possibly dying, we have no pasta and using The Sun to
Wipe our arses. Our holiday is cancelled. Probably not covered on insurance. But thank FOD for you FOD! All my cares and worries have now vanished thanks to you and your dazzling whit.
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