Why thank you *takes a bow*. Will probs get blocked now but hey there's still www.instoriesig.com.
MOD & FOD #26 Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window!
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Same here - just eaten could induce vom
Is that a gauntlet I see before me?Dare you
Picks it up and heads over to Multitwat
BRB
I'm glad I had a peek now. That basement comment was gold. Got out the shower and couldn't resist a look, although it makes me feel extremely wrong being on FODs page wearing only a towel
Woooo someone’s sounding like a bit of bad mood Millie, aren’t they?
‘I’m not going to stop now.’
Calm down FOD, we know it’s your life’s calling to be an unfunny plonker.
And comparing yourself to those dignified, life-embracing, soulful Italians on lockdown singing and playing musical instruments beautifully from their balconies ... to you arsing about a supermarket with your ‘act-ing’? No.
Still - he needs to keep going doesn’t he?! His ineptitude will keep us sane in these dark months!!! (I have an 8 year old and a 12 year old)
‘I’m not going to stop now.’
Calm down FOD, we know it’s your life’s calling to be an unfunny plonker.
And comparing yourself to those dignified, life-embracing, soulful Italians on lockdown singing and playing musical instruments beautifully from their balconies ... to you arsing about a supermarket with your ‘act-ing’? No.
Still - he needs to keep going doesn’t he?! His ineptitude will keep us sane in these dark months!!! (I have an 8 year old and a 12 year old)
There’s a lady commenting on his posts and really going for it, telling him to sort it out and I recognise her name from local Facebook pages in my area 
Not sure if she is on here but she is doing a sterling job!!
Not sure if she is on here but she is doing a sterling job!!
A recycled post, featuring a twin being sent home from nursery for feeling poorly 
Has HE SEEN the news??
Has HE SEEN the news??
Once again he hangs her out to dry - implying she wont pick up her own kids (bleep).
These comments though:
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These comments though:
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A few weeks ago he was trying to be a public service with misleading information, then he tries to sell us insurance and now claims he's only here for the LOLs - 
After his attempt at humour with his toilet roll dealer sketch last night, I wanna add a new doll to the FOD range. Fodney Trotter
Does it come with little plastic hairbands to play with? And the bonus box comes with a gifted bathroom set with a 4k sink?
Hah yes! And if you buy the Grey House of Horrors playset, there will be a secret attic hatch to put in the limited edition Dribbling Clammie
With a little toy phone in her plastic claw handHah yes! And if you buy the Grey House of Horrors playset, there will be a secret attic hatch to put in the limited edition Dribbling Clammie
and a detachable fringe!!Oh my FodWith a little toy phone in her plastic claw hand
that's class!I must go to sleep, my mind has gone from nought to ridiculous being exposed to normality after 13hrs in the panic zone (work)
Is the post entirely recycled content then? God he’s not even trying for the sponcon anymore is he.
What do you want from him? HE CAN’T BE ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE!!! (I’m glad I have a screenshot of that, I almost wrote ‘everything to everyone.’)A few weeks ago he was trying to be a public service with misleading information, then he tries to sell us insurance and now claims he's only here for the LOLs -
He‘s just shooting stray bullets these days hoping he hits a target. Then he can say that’s his thing. So far, not good.
Before I resume normal service, aka resume desperately clinging on to #ad revenue from kid flogging
CockAnyone else feeling positively vomitous after hearing Sly say ‘Hi Baby’ Eurgh!
He’s gone all princess di on us with his ‘I can’t be all things to all people’ we need Martin bashir to interview him about their being 4 daughters in his marriage and he can go all sad eyed about the fact that it’s all give give give and no one appreciates him.
What a bleep.
I think he will die a slow death rather than disappearing. His self righteous, petulant school boy response today suggests he felt exactly the same about IWDgate. It’s everyone else’s fault for not ‘getting’ Fod. The irony is, he’s so easy to get...utterly basic.
What a bleep.
I think he will die a slow death rather than disappearing. His self righteous, petulant school boy response today suggests he felt exactly the same about IWDgate. It’s everyone else’s fault for not ‘getting’ Fod. The irony is, he’s so easy to get...utterly basic.
Entirely. I absolutely agree with every word!! Love the Martin Bashir ref!!
I think I show my age a bit with my popular culture references!!!
I’m so angry with fod today!!! Its been an emotional day... (Teacher) ... and finding him titting around filming himself nearly tipped me over the edge... I very nearly got myself blocked and I held back just in time as I need fod fodder so much at the moment. Just not today!
I’m so angry with fod today!!! Its been an emotional day... (Teacher) ... and finding him titting around filming himself nearly tipped me over the edge... I very nearly got myself blocked and I held back just in time as I need fod fodder so much at the moment. Just not today!
If he goes on about entertaining children at home being a chore I’ll bloody deck him. He works from home 80% of the time anyway, Clemmie is allegedly still suspended. They don’t have the concerns of where’s my child’s next meal going to come from because they’re bleeping minted/loss of earnings because they’re not paid hourly.
I imagine that they have the audacity to send the girls to school through Clemmie’s tenuous link to the NHS though.
I imagine that they have the audacity to send the girls to school through Clemmie’s tenuous link to the NHS though.
I’m a teacher too, sending positive thoughts to you and your students
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