MOD & FOD #26 Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window!

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At least they have the space to be alone if they get irritated with each other... we have a two bed house and there are four of us
They have all the space and a world class entertainment star as a father who can keep them amused, they’ll be fine. How old are you children? Sending every best wish for the next few weeks or however long this thing is going to take to be gone 😫
 
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Cock.
he’s reading here. And again I said cock.
Simon for fucks sake at least spell it right.. coronavirus. Jesus.
Haaa it's very, very clear he's reading here.

He can't excuse sharing images of bare shelves, whether he thinks it's hilarious doesn't bleeping matter, it's going to make people panic.
 
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Got a bit of a high opinion of himself hasn't he? Comparing his ill placed toilet humour to opera singers and trained musicians providing light relief on Italian balconies *facepalm*
 
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Also why is he calling Clammie? She’s got nowhere to go, and she shouldn’t be travelling anyway we’ve been told not to socialise etc. It’s all made up that’s why, she was probably sat in the next room and Simon demanded she call him (for the lolz of course)
 
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Ahhhh judging by the posts, I can tell someone put 50p in the head tonight and right on cue 🤦🏻‍♀️
Cannot even be arsed to look at it tonight with work being off the scale mental at the moment 🤣
Shower and bed are calling my name so, Fodcliffe, I expect some top class material to play with by tomorrow!!
 
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😂😂😂 I genuinely thought he wrote "for fods sake dont do this..." in the last story. I got so excited thinking hes just touted himself as being on here 🤣 godammit
 
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Anyone else feeling positively vomitous after hearing Sly say ‘Hi Baby’ Eurgh! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 Otherwise more predictable (cos we gave him those ideas for free), badly executed shite from the master of shite. I hate his face.
 
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Anyone else feeling positively vomitous after hearing Sly say ‘Hi Baby’ Eurgh! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 Otherwise more predictable (cos we gave him those ideas for free), badly executed shite from the master of shite. I hate his face.
Not sure I can bring myself to watch it.
 
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Oh yeah - just went in to look 🤢 the post about seeing colleagues kids and homes...was very tempted to write - no surprises with your kids or home cos every fucker on the Internet has access to everything in your life you goggle eyed twit!
Dare you 😂
 
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