That’s hilariousI can see the light
However, following my 'woe is me' wanker moment, not even one "u ok hun" did I receive
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Oh my days. The sausage ad.
2) We need to get that instagram tv series written. I’m thinking Black Mirror meets Footballers Wives via The Windsor’s.
1) We need to get that parody Instagram account started.Whoop whoooop congratulations @Dogmuck and a huge thanks to you all for brightening the duck out of my miserable day/night whatever the duck it is- I don't know anymore
I actually did a proper "poor me" story on the gram this morning in my 'sleep deprivation induced psychosis' state this morning - what an absolute hole I am for that!
Roll on Monday when the nights are behind me and the days are my own to retreat back to my natural habitat, aka Tattle.Life.
duck work, how do we become full time parody-trolls?
2) We need to get that instagram tv series written. I’m thinking Black Mirror meets Footballers Wives via The Windsor’s.
I can just imagine FoD's smug mug being the face of a male fragrance for Avon.
And perhaps towards the end of the year they can both star in one of them "pay weekly for a Christmas hamper" ads on telly. The hampers where you get the oval box of dates with the stabby stick and a tin of 'Ye Olde Yolk Ham'
He could be the face of the ham even
And perhaps towards the end of the year they can both star in one of them "pay weekly for a Christmas hamper" ads on telly. The hampers where you get the oval box of dates with the stabby stick and a tin of 'Ye Olde Yolk Ham'
He could be the face of the ham even
I prefer to think she’s thinking “ Bastard! I’m texting at the table on a family meal out, ignoring my kids and that twit has lectured everyone about screen time , he throws me under the bus again , idiot!”
1) Let's get on it next weekOh my days. The sausage ad.
1) We need to get that parody Instagram account started.
2) We need to get that instagram tv series written. I’m thinking Black Mirror meets Footballers Wives via The Windsor’s.
2) Such a lucky dip of characteristics - farking love it!!
You get the sense that she felt that ad was beneath them somehow. She’s happy to sell their souls for cash in theory. Watching her husband talk to his phone and jump in the air in wagamama. But then she sits there with the sourest expression on her face.
We will be millionairesOh my days. The sausage ad.
1) We need to get that parody Instagram account started.
2) We need to get that instagram tv series written. I’m thinking Black Mirror meets Footballers Wives via The Windsor’s.
I used to get one of those every year, from work- kept some bits and donated the rest.... until.this year, we plucked up the courage to say we don't want them and now getting Amazon Gift Card
I know I’m late in but I think this is the best thread title yet and the screenshot of that post really makes it.
Bravo Tattlers for making me LOL after v v v trying week.
AM.
DEADDDDDDDDD.
Bravo Tattlers for making me LOL after v v v trying week.
I.
AM.
DEADDDDDDDDD.
Do you mean this face?!
Sorry, any excuse to see this photo again. It should be on every page imo! 
That’s the one we all know and loveDo you mean this face?!
It’s always best run on a continuous story because her face is priceless at that ‘duck,his phone!’moment.That’s the one we all know and love
She’s as bleeping hard as calculus!Do you mean this face?!
Why would he post a pic like that? Baffling to me as my husband wouldn’t do that.....EVER. Believe me my husband likes to take the piss. 
It’s a screenshot from a story , he didn’t post that picture .Why would he post a pic like that? Baffling to me as my husband wouldn’t do that.....EVER. Believe me my husband likes to take the piss.
@Sweettutu - THAT my friend, is Fuxking stupendous
you’re defo getting an academy award for that piece of art 
And that @Treeofforgiveness - is a line I’m stealing! Brilliant
Oooh yeah - Clems could have done a lot around raising awareness of Hyperemesis and that may have got KM interested. I always though Clemmie was onto a really great thing with Gas&Air and her podcast, why she put her focus into the uninspiring reno and her equally uninspiring wardrobe I’ll never fathom.
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