I have images of FOD reading this thread going ‘noooooooo stop unfollowing me
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’I think this is my favourite thread title ever.
I would agree, it is the whole essence of FOD!!
Down just a cool 240 today. 
His entire fanbase distilled into one beautiful, perfect quote
Essence of FOD, the new fragrance by Burtons for fathers only. Because your pointless and he’s a father....
If I was any good at photoshop I’d definitely be wasting my Friday finding the cheesiest aftershave ad and superimposing his smug mug onto it.
You just know all the huns would just love this
just superimpose his face onto a can of lynx africa
Oh yeah This is ideal! Like a tacky Lynx advert
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Perfection!!!!
FODS storied again. Clearly trying to show he is indeed abroad. We don’t give a flying duck, all we think is you are being an irresponsible wanker travelling to that part of the world when we have been advised against it, so now you will come back and spread any germs all over Ramsgate… Passing it on to your family too. How selfish are you? You probably only said yes to this trip so that you would have some more content to post because you are running out of ideas. Time to give it up right now.
FODS storied again. Clearly trying to show he is indeed abroad. We don’t give a flying duck, all we think is you are being an irresponsible wanker travelling to that part of the world when we have been advised against it, so now you will come back and spread any germs all over Ramsgate… Passing it on to your family too. How selfish are you? You probably only said yes to this trip so that you would have some more content to post because you are running out of ideas. Time to give it up right now.
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Can someone do the Johnny Depp Sauvage one with SALAD written instead?
Why must everything be about sex??
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Holly Branson, Jools Oliver, David tennant's wife commented on a post too I think.
Kate Middleton recently did an appearance on Gi Fletcher’s podcast- I could have seen that for her before alice-gate.
He must be SO sexually frustrated, Clemmie clearly just isn't putting out anymore
Ladies, I give you...
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Jesus H Christ!!! Wetting myself here. You lot are awesome
You are welcome....
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I tried. That's what counts right!?!
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