Spongy! Ha ha - To wipe up all the shit he spews.In his stories...his hairwhy is it so big and spongy looking?
Pretend cardboard phoneFOD: Keep *FUCKING* smiling Marnie, until the light goes off.
Marnie: That'll be another £20. And I get eight friends to sleep over on my birthday.
FOD: Whatever, just look delighted.
Marnie: *flaps book jacket with ornate light-up interior* Is this what you've been doing since you disappeared the minute you got back from Manila? I thought we might spend some time together. You know mum has been trying on 'fits' in her special dressing room all day and posting on her pretend cardboard phone because you won't let her have a real one. I DON'T THINK ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL, DAD.
FOD: Here's another tenner.
Marnie: Cuh! *RICTUS GRIN WHILE HE FILMS*. Can I go now?
Prostate examination on a cold day!
Dear god it’s smugness x 1,000.000
A face for for radio. MW or LW radio that is.
It's his 'thinking cap'.In his stories...his hairwhy is it so big and spongy looking?
Constipation. Now just waiting *constantly checking* for that email from Ducolax
Same. It's one of the best titles.I'll miss this title when there's a new thread. Makes me smile every time.
Surely you mean "smugness × 988,000"?Dear god it’s smugness x 1,000.000
I bet he gave himself a gold medal for effort.Christ those stories about Marnie’s world book day costume. Anyone wanna count how many times he says ‘I’ and ‘me’?!
they never talk about anything educational or interesting for the kids do they, it’s always just about STUFF.« I love books ». He probably haven’t read a book in years, all his time goes to producing wonderful contents for the gram.
Surprisingly never noticed that before.they never talk about anything educational or interesting for the kids do they, it’s always just about STUFF.
It’s really odd how he does this, and it’s a regular thing across all diff tasks. I don’t know if it’s arrogance or a sign of marital distance, did he do this before her fall from grace too?Christ those stories about Marnie’s world book day costume. Anyone wanna count how many times he says ‘I’ and ‘me’?!
I may be wrong because i wasn’t an avid follower pre scandal but did stumble across them regularly on my explore page, but never would have seen stories where maybe they had an entirely different lifestyle ??Surprisingly never noticed that before.
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