MOD & FOD #22 A draughty pile of pricks #ifyouknowyouknow

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In that advert, she sounds duller than ditchwater and like she’s running out of batteries. As for the dress...🤔🤢
She should have had more training from them. She doesn't know what to do with her arms and sort of stands there dangling them awkwardly and she sounds so uninterested! I think she feels crap in that dress which won't have helped.
 
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THAT DRESS does nothing for her, it’s awful. She has a proper womanly figure (sorry I sound like Les Dawson) with boobs and hips and it does nothing for her. Who the heck styled it??
 
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THAT DRESS does nothing for her, it’s awful. She has a proper womanly figure (sorry I sound like Les Dawson) with boobs and hips and it does nothing for her. Who the heck styled it??
It's a shocker isn't it? I would love to see the skirt modelled with a trainer and a snakeskin boot as per Clem's suggestion. Perfect for lopsided women everywhere.
 
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fleeting visit just to share this - Does this mean we need to start complaining to the CMA instead, then? I’ve got all the images saved on a file on my laptop so can do this tonight, maybe we want to do both going forward...

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fleeting visit just to share this - Does this mean we need to start complaining to the CMA instead, then? I’ve got all the images saved on a file on my laptop so can do this tonight, maybe we want to do both going forward...

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I was literally about to post the same! It's a pathetic cop out of a response! I don't even really understand what it is they're saying?
 
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I was literally about to post the same! It's a pathetic cop out of a response! I don't even really understand what it is they're saying?
I have the same - this is NOT acceptable I’m going to write an email to our dear friend Celia!
Maybe new thread title “Celia, you’re breaking my heart, you’re shaking my confidence daily!”

This is totally in ASAs remit - it’s advertising that he’s not advertising- the guidance is to make it clear to followers. He hid the Ad in a 24 hour story and the Ad is sat there as a post, yet we don’t know what parts of that post are an Ad and with people asking questions about various products!
 
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I have the same - this is NOT acceptable I’m going to write an email to our dear friend Celia!
Maybe new thread title “Celia, you’re breaking my heart, you’re shaking my confidence daily!”

This is totally in ASAs remit - it’s advertising that he’s not advertising- the guidance is to make it clear to followers. He hid the Ad in a 24 hour story and the Ad is sat there as a post, yet we don’t know what parts of that post are an Ad and with people asking questions about various products!
I agree completely it is really poorly worded. I haven’t had time to read it and ingest properly... but I think their point is because there isn’t a clear call to action eg affiliate link, discount code, etc it’s not in their remit to do anything. But because he is featuring gifts in a post the CMA should ask him to declare them. I think this just means we report to both going fwd
 
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Yep, same. Will ask how advertising a product without labelling the said product as gifted, is not a breech of advertising standards? Is it that they need to go to the brand rather than the influencer? I don't really care who they bring it up with, but both brands AND influencers ought to be concerned with ASA regulations and the repercussions of not following them!
 
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I agree completely it is really poorly worded. I haven’t had time to read it and ingest properly... but I think their point is because there isn’t a clear call to action eg affiliate link, discount code, etc it’s not in their remit to do anything. But because he is featuring gifts in a post the CMA should ask him to declare them. I think this just means we report to both going fwd
I honestly think Celia is sick of us
She works 3 days a week and basically CBA, my email is going to ask her to expand. This is a great opportunity because it’s one on one. If she can’t give me a decent reason then I’m going higher up ASA. They have done precisely zero in relation to both my complaints. They are valid complaints and if ASA tolerate FODs actions then they cannot expect any of these other instafuckers to comply! NO CELIA NO
also her numbers on there, might give her a bell Tuesday have a chat
 
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I have the same - this is NOT acceptable I’m going to write an email to our dear friend Celia!
Maybe new thread title “Celia, you’re breaking my heart, you’re shaking my confidence daily!”

This is totally in ASAs remit - it’s advertising that he’s not advertising- the guidance is to make it clear to followers. He hid the Ad in a 24 hour story and the Ad is sat there as a post, yet we don’t know what parts of that post are an Ad and with people asking questions about various products!
Excellent thread title suggestion.

I got the same response. Will send something to the CMA.

poor Celia.
 
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She should have had more training from them. She doesn't know what to do with her arms and sort of stands there dangling them awkwardly and she sounds so uninterested! I think she feels crap in that dress which won't have helped.
I saw her walking once. Her left arm has a nervous twitch!
 
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She goes on and on about preferring dresses to skirts and then has to promote skirts for most of the video. Not v inspiring. Also she looks like an OAP's sofa in that horror of a dress - she has a lovely curvy figure but that high neck, elastic waist and minging pattern does not suit. I am not a fan of synthetic fibres.
 
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The best m&s video is from their instagram. The "erm.." when she picks up a wafer thin cashmere jumper after talking about a chunky knit gets me every time:LOL:

I think an m&s exec wasn't best pleased with the pr team with this instamum signing so set her up to fail with the most unflattering clothes and not giving her enough time to practice.

She's wider than a Thanet Council Wheelie bin in this dress 🚮
 
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Incredibly telling isn’t it? I know people can change and various big events in your life can soften you, but for me that 20 year old Clemmie reflects every bit of the Clemmie of today. Lying, deceitful, manipulative, disloyal and fake.

I can’t imagine trying to explain to my kids how I behaved when I was younger (I was pretty bad ass - I’m ashamed to say) when it’s been my job since they were born to guide them down the right path and to show them how to be everything I wasn’t, considerate, respectful, mindful, hardworking and honest. Thank duck social media and reality TV wasn’t around when I was younger or Id be fucked! My kids can’t really turn round to me and say...well you did that...because they will NEVER know the tit I got up to. Unfortunately, the Hooper girls will simply have to tap their mothers name into a computer and she’s there...straddling a stranger whilst her boyfriend and thousands of strangers look on. I feel so sorry for them.
Totally.
First time posting, long time lurker etc but as someone who doesn’t have children I was totally infuriated and quite frankly offended at the description of people without kids just chilling in pubs and planning mini breaks. Says the guy who goes on all expenses paid mini breaks with the lads regularly (or at least did in the past).

I know every single answer to his stupid quiz questions (except the worm tablets) because I’m a person in society.

As an aside imagine if your dad posted a pic of your worm tablets on insta. Thanks Dad. Life over.
All of this. I do have kids but I thought the same. I hate the way he’s always banging on about it like it’s a bloody badge or club. It’s all part of his smug as duck routine.

It's a shocker isn't it? I would love to see the skirt modelled with a trainer and a snakeskin boot as per Clem's suggestion. Perfect for lopsided women everywhere.
Or the chunky insta wanker boot perhaps?

I saw her walking once. Her left arm has a nervous twitch!
Was FOD walking to her left? He’d give me a nervous twitch too....
 
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Totally.

All of this. I do have kids but I thought the same. I hate the way he’s always banging on about it like it’s a bloody badge or club. It’s all part of his smug as duck routine.


Or the chunky insta wanker boot perhaps?
He has nothing else to bang on about. He appears to have no friends. Doesn’t seem to socialise outside. As somebody else pointed out earlier, they don’t even take their kids on interesting days out, not even stately homes 😂

They don’t appear to have mates round for dinner or get invited anywhere.

He’s so BASIC. They’re bland and boring and it makes me despair that there are so many muppets in this world that aspire to these people.

I wouldn’t be so unkind if it weren’t for the fact that they’ve traded their beautiful children’s childhood and right to privacy for STUFF.

I honestly think Celia is sick of us
She works 3 days a week and basically CBA, my email is going to ask her to expand. This is a great opportunity because it’s one on one. If she can’t give me a decent reason then I’m going higher up ASA. They have done precisely zero in relation to both my complaints. They are valid complaints and if ASA tolerate FODs actions then they cannot expect any of these other instafuckers to comply! NO CELIA NO
also her numbers on there, might give her a bell Tuesday have a chat
@Dogmuck i think you are hilarious
 
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Why oh why does he have to turn everything back to sex, a harmless albeit quite dull quiz but he has to make sure he mentions condoms, and putting things up ones ass... it is taking a lot of effort for me not to message my friends that still follow him asking if they need help
Was thinking the exact same thing 🤨

I was wondering this the other day and I concluded he’s going for the whole LAAAADS appeal. Yes he has all his Hudson huns but I noticed a lot of blokes with kids follow him and comment. He’s trying to be all masculine and risqué like a bunch of lads down the pub. I think these bloke followers are all trying to break in to the Insta giveaway circus and look to him for inspiration and tips. Their names are all “dadswithlads” “fatheroffour” that sort of shite not John_Smith. I guess I can understand the appeal of wanting to get a free life like FOD, rather than just work for a living like most of us do, but they’re pretty sycophantic on the whole and more importantly are backing a lame horse as FODs had his day and is ready for the knackers yard!
I despise him and I don’t even despise my ex husband
 
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