Far too bleeping many.
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What friends? One of the neighbours that came by for their xmas party where they always find Clemmie in the kitchen?
Why though? I sold this like candy when I worked at a pharmacy.
Really? Trying to be controversial? If it wasnt numbered as part of a quiz... this story would disappear on Clammie's orders....
Bore off!
Bore off!
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It's a whole new revelation for me! That guy, multidad (multitool is more fitting) has the kind of face that makes kids cry.
Seriously though, what is wrong with these eejit's? Creating parenting pages and cleaning pages and pages for all kinds of things that people have been doing by themselves for generations.
EG: It's not Hinching. It's called cleaning, HUN. Arggghh
So he’s asking people to story post their score out of 12 and tag him in it...he must be in full on panic mode now! I can imagine him frantically pacing the grey manor picking up random objects and laughing maniacally when he thinks about all the tags he’s going to get.
I bet Clemmie and his mum are nervously planning a intervention at this point...
I bet Clemmie and his mum are nervously planning a intervention at this point...
Haaaah he looks like a stick of seaside rock
It’s like he’s found a tit article on how to grow your following, like the slime accounts that have weird CTAs at the end of their posts to get engagement, like tell me what your favourite flavour of wotsits is below! Tell me one thing that makes u smile! Next he’ll be running giveaways. Maybe auction off the chance to sleep in that morgue bedroom and a sniff of his undies to an Alabama hun? Proceeds to fund Clem’s next pair of Grensons. #prayforher
I don’t know how this came to be but my sister used to make “face masks” using sudocream, but apparently it bleaches your skin so stay safe x
Can I ask a question? What does tagging him in their answers get him? Obvs I’m the proud owner of 3, yes 3 Instagram accounts (as 2 have been blocked by FOD) but I really have no idea how this tit works. If people do a story and tag him does that give him better exposure? I don’t understand
Basically yes it promotes him. Someone leaves a deliberately vague post that tags a friend and FOD. Friend is confused and goes to check out FODs story for this thing they've been tagged in.
What does tagging him in their answers get him? Obvs I’m the proud owner of 3, yes 3 Instagram accounts (as 2 have been blocked by FOD) but I really have no idea how this tit works. If people do a story and tag him does that give him better exposure? I don’t understand
Then he hopes the friend will think fod is hill-ari-ous and follows him and does the stupid quiz and tags someone else to make it viral. Even if he doesn't get a follow he gets more views/engagement which all boost him in the algorithm. It's pathetic.
Reminds me of at school when someone was made to stand up at the front of the class and do a presentation, but they can't be arsed and had to blag it as they fucked around instead of preparing.The way she keeps shrugging and standing awkwardly. I mean I’d probably do the same, but I’m not trying to sell stuff so
Guys. Why did you mention this other insta-dad. It's your fault if I fail my exams.
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Well every day is a school day! Thank you very much, it makes more sense of some other insta huns I’ve seen using this tactic
Brilliant @Tattlingpineapple - you did a great job, I’d seen this clown was trying to channel his outer FOD with his dumb facial expressions!
What exams are you doing...maybe we could help?
I’d hazard a guess that there are more ‘instadads’ out there in cyberspace than the bloody Coronavirus
We didn’t make you do collages!!
That Multidad is an utter tool too! His account is just family life, like we all bleeping have. There is no USP (oh he has twins....err so does my cousin, so does my best friend and my Mum was one...no USP!). I’ve barely enough time, especially now with Pip Schofield thread, to watch my own kids nevermind some boring arsed guy on t’interwebs
And there he is, kissing FODs arse like there’s no tomorrow. And FODs comment on the muzzie 
I also cringe when he writes ‘ass’ rather than arse. Dunno why. Ergh.
I also cringe when he writes ‘ass’ rather than arse. Dunno why. Ergh.
Yeah but you’ve got to admit he’s a bit of looker right, bet you got dragged away from Phill Frill to drool
over that honey
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