Misheard lyrics

[Sweatingbullets]

Kiss the rain by Billie Myers- I used to sing quiche Lorraine!

 

[LittleMy]

The song is Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me”.

Actual lyric: “Livin’ like a lover with a radar phone”

What I hear: Livin' like a loser with a red iPhone”

I know it’s wrong, I just can’t unhear it

 

[FlipFlop0706]

Adele. Rolling in the deep.

my mum without fail sings “never had roast beef”

 

[AnderbeauJohnson]

In All Cried Out by Allure it turns out that they sing

"How was I to know you would weaken so easily."

...and not "How was I to know you were awake and so is Elaine" as I have thought for the past 24 years.



I just assumed it was about some bitch named Elaine who was sleeping with her boyfriend

 

[roundzip]

“Go Charlie, it’s your birthday” ~ 50 Cent - In da club

Oh my God I was today years old when I found out it’s not Charlie!!!! this is a revelation to me

 

[Mrsh2019]

That 90s song Mr Vain by Culture Beat...as a child, I thought she was saying "Calling Mr Vader" instead of "Calling Mr Raider"

I’m going to have to google this, I always thought it was “call him Mr Right or call him Mr Wrong”

 

[UnknownTattler]

I still think Alanis Morrissette is talking about a 'cross-eyed bear' instead of the 'cross I bear'
Stormzy is 72 years old is actually singing 'You came and saved me' and not 'a gay man saved me'
And the song Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris and Florence and the Machine isn't about sexy elephants

Speaking of misheard lyrics, remember Ken Lee?

 

[coconochanel]

That 90s song Mr Vain by Culture Beat...as a child, I thought she was saying "Calling Mr Vader" instead of "Calling Mr Raider"

I sing Mr Vadar

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

My boyfriend thought the lyrics to spice girls spice up your life when they sing “Hai Si Ja Hold tight” was “taxi ride, hold tight”. So I googled it to show him and he said me and google where wrong! don’t think so pal, I grew up singing that song.

Hai Si Ja is the word ‘yes’ in 3 different languages (hai-Japanese, si-Spanish, ja-German). The whole point of the song is celebrating different cultures. Tell your boyfriend to give his head a wobble

 

[Melian]

Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid….. i thought it was “Living out baby” but just found out (via google) its “Maybe now baby”

I thought this too!

I blame someone on Twitter for this - I can't listen to Girls Wanna Have Fun without hearing Girls wanna have buns...

 

[Lord Voldemort]

As a kid I used to think it was Return to Santa instead of Return to Sender, little me thought it was about sending back unwanted Christmas gifts

 

[watermelon sugar]

David Bowie's Let's Dance sounds like he's singing 'LES DENNIS'

 

[Kim Mild]

I know the correct lyric is 'pumpkin ' but I am convinced Brenda Lee sings ' later we'll have some fucking pie and do some carolling'

 

[Twirliegirlies]

Annie Lennox “Why”, I thought she was saying… “these are the joys of salmon spread”. It is nice to be fair.

 

[Fancyfeathers]

Its raining men
I'm convinced she sings :- Sheep for every angel and rearranged the sky so that each and every woman could find the perfect guy

 

[Dishthedirt2021]

Found out today that in maroon 5’s Sunday Morning he does not sing “oooohhhh eileeen” and says “all I need”

 

[YellowLadybird]

Little Mix - Shout out to my ex, I thought the next line was ‘you’re really crap in bed’. It is in fact ‘you’re really quite the man’!

I thought it was 'you're really not the best'!

 

[Luce0331]

S Club 7 Don’t Stop Moving, the lyrics are ‘forget about your fears tonight’ I used to think it was ‘forget about your frizz tonight’ I thought yass embrace that natural hair

 

[Moonstone]

Michael Bubles Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas I used to sing 'take a look at the firemans hand' instead of 'take a look at the five and ten'.

Okay this one made me laugh out loud, take a look at the fireman’s hand hahahahahaha.

 

[Lorny]

Its not Fatboy Slim or indeed a man that is sampled on that record but a woman (I used to think it was a man’s voice as well)

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