Black Cat 13
Chatty Member
Lots of stuff, stoff, stuff, stoff, stuff, stoff, stuff and more stoff in latest Matalan video 
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alphabetadelta
VIP Member
I reckon she was returning items waiting for the refunds before buying more as she cant afford to order it all.
She thinks shes size 10 when its obvious she's a 14 at best. Not one of those items she bought because she liked it, everything was in the sale and everthing was too small!!
I cannot cope with the heart shaped ring. I guarantee ella wouldnt be seen dead in that my daughter would be horrified if I wore that over the age of 16
Think that video might be the worse shes ever done. personal highlight for me was the pronunciation of CHONK though tbh. She is bright red sweating like a pig and heavy breathing because everything is two sizes too small
Lmao at her thinking she can wear the white sheer ruched tie top at 11.28 with no frigging bra. Feck no!
Poor fecker that is gonna buy those denim shorts now she is returning them after she has hoisted it in her sweating crotch
Delia Smith
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Today's video is an absolute slog. Talking about old prodOcts that no longer exist that she mixes together to create the perfect blOsh. The gifted L'oreal Retinol serum we've seen a million times.
Wearing fabletics everyday so that she's 'always ready for exercise'. Again old news.
Touching her hair constantly cos she's loving it.
Talking about the Sims
Moaning about Evri/Hermes.
She spent about ten minutes talking about how she is rewatching teen drama Riverdale but doesn't know why and asking if other people feel the same.
Zero new content. She's only talking to herself now, no wonder she keeps pushing yesterday's video for views.
Wearing fabletics everyday so that she's 'always ready for exercise'. Again old news.
Touching her hair constantly cos she's loving it.
Talking about the Sims
Moaning about Evri/Hermes.
She spent about ten minutes talking about how she is rewatching teen drama Riverdale but doesn't know why and asking if other people feel the same.
Zero new content. She's only talking to herself now, no wonder she keeps pushing yesterday's video for views.
Tom_Nook
VIP Member
In the vlog filmed on Monday she says she still hasn't brushed her hair since before Saturday! Even after being in the hot tub. She doesn't look after anything, whether it's her hair or the fire pit.
'I couldn't feel more on top of my life' as she's wandering around with unbrushed unwashed day 4 hair before buying herself a Happy Meal.
'I couldn't feel more on top of my life' as she's wandering around with unbrushed unwashed day 4 hair before buying herself a Happy Meal.
ChartreuseAndPink
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Hellooo my new best friend, I'm sorry i have touched such a nerve! Like i said before, i think making bitchy blows about someone's fertility is a low blow, but if you're comfortable with doing so that's up to you. Happy to continue that conversation back on Emma's thread. Alternatively, i sometimes also comment on faye jay threads if you'd like to stalk me over there to continue this discussion also. I'm sorry you've never conversed with someone who didn't agree with your opinion before.
Tavi Huit
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Vixen88
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God, she’s down to her knickers in the changing room. Shoes, socks and bra all off to try on all that stoff. Her descriptions are always so weird, always making something American, ‘so Vegas-y’, ‘very Palm Springs’ , or one shop better than she’s in. In Primark ‘this is so M&S or H&M home’. Even Shane at the end claiming the most basic white trainers were Alexander McQueen rip offs. Such a pair of chav wannabes.
bystanderbynature
Well-known member
Seriously - this no buy?!? What a joke! Half way through the month and every video I’ve seen has had shopping in some form - returned and reordered items, buying reusable cops, things for other people.. the list of excuses grows and grows! I mean, did we expect anything more?! No, but what does it teach or show impressionable people? How does “influence” reckless spenders? What does her daughter grow up thinking watching her shop for her happiness, for pleasure, for a hobby? I mean she hardly puts spending on hold to save! Look at the house share situation! You cannot tell me she got that house -and can maintain - without lees wage and her mum and dads help.. no chance, not with how reckless and wasteful she is.
Delia Smith
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She works a few hours a week from home but actually spends most of that time watching TV, trashing her house with bodged DIY and ordering takeaways.
Yet, you’ve just sat there a bronzed your face with a bronzing stick that you said you’ve had for about 10 years and when you bought it, you couldn’t buy it in the UK. Couldn’t make this shit up
ChartreuseAndPink
VIP Member
Yep. Today's live ends with her listing all the places in America she wants to go. Massive hypocriteWell said
Mik doesn't actually care about any of that, it's just virtue signalling.
Honestly if I were Lee I'd be off for a vasectomy. He's already seemingly done the heavy lifting for Milo and most of it for Khila's contact time with Ella. He's probably been looking forward to 17 Vegas holidays a year as soon as Milo moves out and BAM! It's dragging a toddler to New York in 2025.
Time for the Cloffice to become a Clursery.
Time for the Cloffice to become a Clursery.
Tom_Nook
VIP Member
She'll pre film as many videos as possible today and tomorrow though so we'll be seeing a lot of the salon fresh hair regardless.
BooksNCats
Well-known member
The title of her new vlog is repulsive. Co-opting a disability that she hasn’t been diagnosed with? Wow. In case she changes it (and I hope she does) it is “ADHD DIY DIARY - Kidding/not kidding)
queencarmen
VIP Member
pomp instead of pump gets me every time
Black Cat 13
Chatty Member
Did you know that she's the first person in the world to have her mouth numbed at the dentist!!!
Delia Smith
VIP Member
Guys I think Mik might have a short torso
