He'll be trying to blag a #gifted stay to bring his beggy family over. Is there a 'rinth' in Sydney?
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I was on holiday with my family once years ago and there was another English man at the resort who spent the whole time showing off about how he got upgraded to first class on the flight over. He told us he sat drinking champagne whole time. He might as well have been related to Mark, as we got to know him it turned out he tried to blag a free upgrade on every flight he ever went on and even rang the airlines to see if he could get one. For all the effort he went to he might as well have bought first class tickets or tried to clock up air miles on a credit card or something. I bet Mark is like this, constantly on the beg then bragging about all the free stuff he gets.
Heās a sickening fool. āWho dares winsā Heās using the SAS motto for playing golf on 3 hours sleep after the flight. Heād be crying in a corner after an hour of SAS selection
Heād be crying after they confiscated his fake tan and hair gelHeās a sickening fool. āWho dares winsā Heās using the SAS motto for playing golf on 3 hours sleep after the flight. Heād be crying in a corner after an hour of SAS selection
Please for the love of God get Mark on SAS who dares wins lmfao
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Or whatever it's called lol
I really dont get all this talk about her been the next bond girl. We all know its not going to happen coz shes really not that good. I must be the only one that found her extremely wooden in fool me once. I know her actings not that good in other shows but her bad acting really stood out in this show.
So called tough guy...he would cry like a witch on that show. Though to be fair, everyone cries like a witch on that show lol.
I assume it was just some nonsense floated by her PR team in order to create a bit of buzz. About as realistic as me phoning up Chanel HQ and offering my services as their new spokesmodel.
I'd love this or for arg to have a baby before him. I also think marks jealous of his brother josh they seems to be some sibling rivalry from what I seen on there travel show
Imagine if they did! The christening would be magic - arg murdering 21 seconds with that ginger saxophonist, Jess stage invading to croon Valerie, carol seething in the corner, Lydia rose brights cousin copping off with mark in the bogs, big mark buying a round of lambrini on his aqua card and Elliotās new teef blinding the baby
Some genius on another thread said David Potts (tonightās CBBās winner) looks like a Bo Selecta mask of Mark Wright.
And they āaināt wrongā¦. š«£
And they āaināt wrongā¦. š«£
Arg: Oh no ewl youāve scorched the baybees corneas!!
Elliot: awf fackin ewl *sniff I neva meant to *sniff aunty carell you believe me doncha gel? *sniff
Carol: I blame that Lauren I mean fancy not putting sunglasses on your baybees eyes av you ever seen sach a fing? When my mawk was a baybee Iād neva let such a fing appen aināt that right big mawk?
Big mark: *looks shifty in aquacard
Elliot: fanks aunty cawol *sniffs
When he did the programme last year touring the UK with his Dad and brother he was the most gutless and cowardly of the three his Dad who is in his 60's was braver than him.
Were they ever really best friends though?Wouldnāt Arg be breaking bro code by going with his best friendās ex though?
Arg wasnāt Markās best man was he or even an usher?
Arg was just marks stooge, someone to take the piss out of (banter
) and to make him look good.When I see pics of them together arg dont look comfortable been there like mark puts him down thinking his funny to feel better about himself. I know he joins them on there family chav ups sometimes but I think arg has a thing for jess they seem to be good matesArg was just marks stooge, someone to take the piss out of (banter
I think Mark saw Arg as the village/Towie idiot that he stood next to in order to make himself look better