That’s just what happens to Spanish people, they hit 30 and grow a whole new face. It’s her Spanish genes that have done that, not Botox or lip fillers or anything.Natural beauty my arse!
Lauren lives in Chigwell opposite the the ‘lovely’ Limes Farm Estate. Mark lives in or around Ongar.
okay hun 
like Michelle pretending her orange skin is her natural colour and she came out the womb glowing like a bottle of irn bru. (There’s a nod to Chell’s Scottish heritage) speaking on behalf of my fellow Scots- we don’t claim her and her lantern jaw bellend of a husband 
How come everyone she works with seems to be really arse licky with her & calls her a natural beauty. Shes actually put me of joe gilgun after he did a very cringe interview about her. I didnt think he was into all that fake lifestyle stuffGod this reminds me of my cousin- fake boobs, lip filler and Botox, fake nails and tan, hair and lash extensions and always refers to herself as a ‘natural beauty’
I think it said on the Lauren thread on here that Mark and Michelle went to Sheesh (chav restaurant in Essex) whilst Lauren was there and Lauren was asked by the management to leave as Mark didn't want her there (or something very similar) which was nice (though Lauren is a dilusional idiot so I have no sympathy for her)
Didnt Michelle get her ex max removed from somewhere aswell? They probably dont want there exs seeing how unhappy they look together
Also ages ago, Lauren claimed that she bumped into Mark and Michelle at the local gym and that they both looked miserable apparently and how she was glad she isn’t in her shoes
the lady doth protest too much …It'll be mummy carol on a fake account
) is that Michelle is gay, she wanted to have a career like suranne jones and was advised not to come out. Mark agreed to marry her to have ‘a fit wife’, because she needed a husband for cover, that’s why he ‘cheats’ but nothing ever comes out and they don’t split up and why they haven’t have kids and don’t spend much time together. When she turns 40, they’ll split up, she’ll marry a woman and he’ll have babies with someone really quickly.Apparently they did have an affair, don’t know why she stayed with Mark.
My brain read this as Lewis Capalldi. I was like eh oh!
Defo! I reckon they’ll split up within the next year or so.
"She said it only went in once"Apologies if this has already been mentioned on here but I’ve just seen this on a Patreon chat that i’m in. No idea if true but
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