also take a shot if:Take a shot if:
She has to clean her room
She’s wearing that dirty cream jumper again
‘Today we’re not really doing anything interesting’
Mia talks at 10000mph
There’s a shot of Mabels food (breakfast lunch or dinner doesn’t matter because she gets fed the same tit for all 3 meals)
Mia is sat at her desk for more than 5 minutes of the vlog
She starts talking about ‘exciting news’ but then doesn’t say what the news is
A clip of Mabel playing on her own while Mia is in the background with a face like a slapped arse
An update on her reading Twilight
If she doesn’t leave the room for the entire vlog then you take 2 shots
If she says ‘we’re starting this vlog really late because we woke up at ...’ normally 10am
If she talks about buying more clothes or house stuff that she doesn’t need
I expect we’ll all have alcohol poisoning by the end of the vlog but let’s see if we get surprised (highly unlikely)
she feeds mabel puffs, strawberry wafers or soreen
her room is a mess, bonus points if there’s mess all over the bed
she has to tidy up
she cuts some food with scissors
she mentions mabels size, bonus points if she uses petite
you can find an old drink bottle in mabels play basket
she mentions her imaginary house
she says she’s going to film something and then doesnt
mabel looks dirty
mabel looks sad
mabel looks ill
mabel needs her hair out her face
mia isn’t attending to mabels needs
it ends with her lighting her candle and rambling about journaling or night routine