Melissa Mills #32 He may give Tigs the flutters but to the rest of us he gives the scutters

[Seamus]

She really is intellectually challenged....what a stupid statement to make "If your kids read books, honestly please keep buying them books" WTF is she on about.....does she really think her viewers are as thick as herself or something?

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

I've never seen someone mind herself as well as melly does!!!!

Between the nail appointments, constantly getting her hairdone/extensions, coffee out everyday, lathering herself in creams daily, glasses of wine every evening, dining in Dunne and Crescenzi...

When does she not mind herself!?

 

[Nopatience]

Melly the fountain of no knowledge

 

[memyselfi]

Legs up on the bed 12pm in the day I had 4 meetings under my belt at that stage and a morning workout and dropped kids to school!

 

[Seamus]

Isn't myhana so, so ,so lucky.....like there's so many 10 year old girls out there having to get extensions Jesus she is f##king deranged!

 

[dyinforgoss]

I’ll take my lovely Irish husband who doesn’t expect me to be a second class citizen anyday. He can cook his own dinners as well, if he chooses to.

I’ve a lovely Muslim husband that does the same - ffs

 

[HumphreyB]

Azhar certainly never gives a sh*t about her family.

well a man who shags the shop help while he’s married and kids is never someone to put his family first never mind his mistresses family

 

[Harper Riley]

I assume this package is not going to Gaza but to some sort of raffle type thing to raise donations for Gaza? I hope . It's her English in the post that’s hard to decipher to know if that’s what she means.

 

[Iriseyegal]

Echo friendly
I'm in a heap laughing.
Miss Mills you should give up the aul Insta

 

[Peonyrose]

The ‘Givenchy’ sliders have minor defects…because they are fake.
I absolutely hate visible logos on items, it just screams tacky.

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

So she’s changed from a 75mg patch to a 75mg gel and she thinks her symptoms will improve. Now I didn’t do honours maths but is she not getting delivery of the same amount of the drug only now in a gel instead of a patch?

 

[Thegoodlife]

I can count on ONE hand the amount of times since 2016 when I followed her, that she’s taken them to a playground, a beach or a park in Ireland
It’s so bizarre

they have literally grown up inside the walls of Dundrum town centre

I remember she used to dump Hana in the creche in dundrum too and go shopping -

Yep they’ll have many happy childhood memories…. of the water fountain display that they can watch from the inside of Dunne and Crescenzis, the cinema on the hottest days of the year, the steps outside Butlers coffee. AND they will always have Richard and the creche to thank for raising them…..

 

[midmom]

Here’s a question! At some stage do you plan on learning how to spell extensions or will you continuously tag Ceira Lambert with your hair extentions ?

 

[Peonyrose]

Yikes! What a chin.

 

[uncleted]

My favourite part of ramadam was her showing her husband on holidays last year not fasting and eating

Had a thought yesterday, I started following her randomly around 2017. Little did I know, on that fateful day, I was signing myself up for years upon years of comedy gold. We need a wiki for these. There’s too many to keep track of at this stage
If only I could change my user name… hiimnotwithmymumdadandbrother
or TAZZIESARMY, Oil’dupabroad, SpeshulDrinkz, Dunn&CrezcenziFrenzi

 

[LennonRoad]

She’s very insecure about her looks and aging

It’s like looking at a different person in those old Kildare picture because we are shown her whole face!

We only see weird angled extreme closeups of her oily mug now cap on sunglasses on hoodie collar pulled up

She’s hiding for about 5 years now
Hiding in plain sight

That’s actually really sad

 

[Lyrac]

Not just your basic saloman it's teriyaki saloman

 

[ny_style]

I don’t get the big deal she makes of Ramadan, a friend of mine is married to a Muslim and they don’t carry on like this, he just stays a little later in the office, comes home and has his dinner! None of this “opening the fast” nonsense! And we all know Melly filmed and posted him eating during the day last year on their holidays during Ramadan which makes them look like complete

She makes a song and dance about it because she has nothing else going on in her life.

 

[Pambono5]

Saloman for dinner

 

[Luckydogbk]

The big happy fake filtered head on her in those stories, she’s manic in them because Id say the hospital gave her a prescription for xanax & tld her fuk off. Nothing wrong with her at all only all the alcohol she consumes probably gave her palpitations. Fake accent makes me laugh so much because she drops it every now & then ! i.e “dis & dat” imagine talking about ur sick Mother & then prattle on about urself? Shes a fuckn lunatic.