This has really put me in the mood to watch that video of her having a clear out where her sister is just dragging her fashion sense the whole time
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she said she’d definitely consider a boob job so she’ll probably just do thatI think that's where her plan B of milk donation will be brought in
ALTERNATIVE TITLES INCLUDE :
1) watch me drone on continuously about how I'm sooo not like other girls.
2) 10 ways I'm better than you.
3)Self importance: how to display your narcissism and disguise it as quirkiness.
I’d say she’ll wait until her family’s complete before she considers that and then go on the beg for one .
Another reel! The absolute cringe of filming yourself talking to yourself pretending it’s a baby.
They’re getting worse
I can see her popping up on TilTok shortly that’s what a few of them have taken to .She legit said in that video: "I've dabbled with fame" "I relate to Ally" WHO IS SHE?!?
Omg someone please remove Melanie from Reels. I am cringeing so hard. While you're at it please just remove her from the Internet entirely.
Oh my Jesus imagine posting that onlineIt's the fake sobs that come to an abrupt halt so she can belt the chorus- for me
ETA : also the ugly crying face
what that time she was interviewed by independent.ie after she called them herself over her “canceled” (she still got bleeping married!) wedding.
Give over.
Guys, don't you realise that the reels featuring the baby are all part of an elaborate plan/slow reveal of his identity? She's going to reveal him via a cringey reel/tik tok trend. When she's pregnant again she'll do a huge insta reel announcement (the baby mama dance) and it'll be a huge thing.
Zayn and Gigi announced their daughters name today. Still no face but I genuinely don’t care about the face of a strangers baby. Baby name fans like me are more interested in the name anyway, not to be stalking I just find the approach people take for baby names fascinating
edit: take a shot every time I typed ‘name’ and ‘baby’
edit: take a shot every time I typed ‘name’ and ‘baby’
Thank you for this!! This has to be my display photoIt's the fake sobs that come to an abrupt halt so she can belt the chorus- for me
ETA : also the ugly crying face
Maybe it’s Mohammad Ali she’s obsessed with boxing
she even likened her family set up to Rocky,Aidrienne and the baby 
What a bizarre little video!
She says she bullied girls in school that dressed different to the norm, admits it was cause she was jealous of them deep down and it was her insecurities coming out.
An actual moment of self-awareness out of Melanie Murphy? Can’t believe it. That being said, it was a 5 second moment of clarity in amongst a 10 minute incoherent ramble about absolutely nothing. Thank god she’s improved her editing skills.
I’ve absolutely no intentions of watching the video but could she have picked more of a pick me/manic pixie dream girl pose/outfit for the thumbnail.
Not gonna lie, I actually thought for a sec if this was a poster for an adult film
the things she says often STINK of internalised misogyny. this ‘I’m not like other girls’ nonsense. give over
She'll follow Gigi Hadid and Zayn's footsteps
@rnpkr7829 please, feel free to use this as your next profile pic
By the way, you're genius! I'm laughing to death coz of your current DP
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This is when she was obsessed with dodie and used to dress more “unique”. It cracks me up when shes talking so passionately about how she wears “different colours and textures”. Yes Melanie, that’s what having a wardrobe does
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