Melanie Murphy #5 - 1.1 Diploma in Google search, distinction in dangerous medical advice

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I am breaking down,

Laughter,

Liquid gold tears fill my organs of sight,

Don't discourage her ladies,

Mel's dreamtime poetry,

For our amusement,

It's too good, much to good,

Desperately wishing for,

That clean prose,

Once more.
 

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The 'poem'!!! I'm so embarrassed for her!!! I would feel sorry for her but she lowkey thinks she's shit hot at poetry???? MORTIFYING.

Mel: I want to keep my son off the Internet
Mel's son's friends aged 10: So I heard when you were a baby you were desperately guzzling your mam's liquid gold? Gross.
 
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I can’t with that poem She honestly believes she’s some enlightened goddess of breastfeeding
 
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GET THIS.... She has put off sharing her poetry as she thinks it's too "artsy" for IG

The EGO
 

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This bitch had the BALLS to say she didn’t like Tolkien’s writing style. You’re not even in the same GAME let alone league.
Jesus wept.
 
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I am breaking down,

Laughter,

Liquid gold tears fill my organs of sight,

Don't discourage her ladies,

Mel's dreamtime poetry,

For our amusement,

It's too good, much to good,

Desperately wishing for,

That clean prose,

Once more.
'Liquid Gold'.....
Homer and Hippocrates left the building.
 
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One thing that’s so funny to me is you can SEE her ego in her own poem, her poem is all about how she provides “liquid gold” for her “helpless” son, it’s like... most mothers see motherhood with stars in their eyes towards their child, but she’s still managing to idolize herself
 
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Who the fuck is she trying to be with that poem, Sylvia Plath? Honestly her behaviour and immaturity embarrasses me at this point, imagine her parents and parents in law reading that like omg I'd say her MiL is like what the fuck is my son after marrying and bringing into my house
 
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Sister’s just posted this Still no likes from either of them
 
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I can't tell if I cringed harder at the poem or at her singing/crying to the Star is Born song
 
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I think that's why she doesn't let Thomas feed him in public she won't be the focus of attention then.
 
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Dying at the fact shes written a poem about breastfeeding, she’s that obsessed with her own boobs.
 
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