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The 'poem'!!! I'm so embarrassed for her!!! I would feel sorry for her but she lowkey thinks she's shit hot at poetry???? MORTIFYING.
Mel: I want to keep my son off the Internet
Mel's son's friends aged 10: So I heard when you were a baby you were desperately guzzling your mam's liquid gold? Gross.
The 'poem'!!! I'm so embarrassed for her!!! I would feel sorry for her but she lowkey thinks she's shit hot at poetry???? MORTIFYING.
Mel: I want to keep my son off the Internet
Mel's son's friends aged 10: So I heard when you were a baby you were desperately guzzling your mam's liquid gold? Gross.
The Door
I open the door, I close the door
The door.
Dayyym!! I prefer to read and recite this poem I saw on my school's restroom wall when I was 8 for gazillion times.
One thing that’s so funny to me is you can SEE her ego in her own poem, her poem is all about how she provides “liquid gold” for her “helpless” son, it’s like... most mothers see motherhood with stars in their eyes towards their child, but she’s still managing to idolize herself
Who the fuck is she trying to be with that poem, Sylvia Plath? Honestly her behaviour and immaturity embarrasses me at this point, imagine her parents and parents in law reading that like omg I'd say her MiL is like what the fuck is my son after marrying and bringing into my house
One thing that’s so funny to me is you can SEE her ego in her own poem, her poem is all about how she provides “liquid gold” for her “helpless” son, it’s like... most mothers see motherhood with stars in their eyes towards their child, but she’s still managing to idolize herself
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