Melanie Murphy #21 How to avoid a guy for 10 days

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If Melanie has ordered (or been gifted) Son de Flor she’s obviously decided to see if her new style is cottagecore. I’m sure she will do it as hopelessly as every other fashion attempt! She’ll end up frumpy-by-the-pile-of-renovation-waste-in-the-garden rather than fresh-frolicking-in-the-field.

(Side note, I have a few dresses from Son de For and they’re beautifully made - though not cheap! They also gift a few too many dresses to influencers for my liking 😅)
 
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Dearreader

Dearreader

Restricting foods and body checking
Talk of buying expensive clothes
Mentioning how ill she is every second.
Bringing up how she's just so bisexual.

This means one thing - she's going to start hounding us all with naked self indulgent selfies coupled with crappy poetry.

The narcissistic is reborn and she's putting martyr mammy to bed for a bit..

Prepare yourselves for tit shots
Cheap swipes at her husband
Bringing up exes
The sock puppets will make a return to praise her beauty,oh and how she can do soooo much better than her husband and is so so much younger looking and prettier than her little sister.
 
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monga

monga

Dearreader said:
Restricting foods and body checking
Talk of buying expensive clothes
Mentioning how ill she is every second.
Bringing up how she's just so bisexual.

This means one thing - she's going to start hounding us all with naked self indulgent selfies coupled with crappy poetry.

The narcissistic is reborn and she's putting martyr mammy to bed for a bit..

Prepare yourselves for tit shots
Cheap swipes at her husband
Bringing up exes
The sock puppets will make a return to praise her beauty,oh and how she can do soooo much better than her husband and is so so much younger looking and prettier than her little sister.
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Is the latest reel a dig at your comment about her skinny pose/ hand on hip 😂
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confusedlady said:
Not the Disney Plus desperation!
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Apparently movies helped her get over the trauma of her parents divorce , that’s one way of selling it 😂
 
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mama.llama.drama

mama.llama.drama

Another new bio, multiple in the space of a few days.

It’s cringe how self involved she must be to do this.
 
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legendofleeds

Dearreader said:
Restricting foods and body checking
Talk of buying expensive clothes
Mentioning how ill she is every second.
Bringing up how she's just so bisexual.

This means one thing - she's going to start hounding us all with naked self indulgent selfies coupled with crappy poetry.

The narcissistic is reborn and she's putting martyr mammy to bed for a bit..

Prepare yourselves for tit shots
Cheap swipes at her husband
Bringing up exes
The sock puppets will make a return to praise her beauty,oh and how she can do soooo much better than her husband and is so so much younger looking and prettier than her little sister.
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Probably will be inspired by Hazel Hayes for the naked self indulgent selfies + poetry
 
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hallandoatmilk

On a mad one on her stories yesterday after we discussed her definitely lying about bisexuality to appeal to men. Melanie you have two children who are apparently strapped to you at all times, how do you possibly have so much time to read this forum and respond in your stories?
 
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mama.llama.drama

mama.llama.drama

Oh god 🫠 All parents will embarrass their kids at some point but this is off the charts.

I am deceased. Make it stop 🫣
 
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monga

monga

This just flashed up as a suggestion. Don’t know where to start 😬

 
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