I missed this! What did she say??The fact that we are now referring to Baldy as Susan Boyle *is giving* accuracy
Also I am convinced that Mel is, was, or at some point has been a total bully. The way she laughs about illiteracy in such a mean way actually makes me really sad (and thatās saying somethingā¦there are few things this girl does that donāt make me sad lmao). A massive proportion of the world is illiterate, almost always due to a lack of education, not some choice to be deliberately less perfect than Mel and Baldy Boyle. āProbably should just get their gobshite arses to school!ā Nuh-uh, Mel. They donāt have access to education because they live in environments and sociopolitical climates that donāt allow them the privilege.
It might *give* illiteracy to you, but *it gives* bully to me.
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I think Mel makes motherhood look like the most draining, boring, difficult thing ever. Itās good to show the reality but you so rarely see her going out anywhere with friends, family or just with her kids. Or doing anything for herself, not everything has to be about being a mum. Sheās really unadventurous.
She loves making up fake people who happen to align with all of her own personal views on motherhood and reach out to her OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR for advice on how to be the best mother ever
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Itās such a bizarre post. It immediately read as a fake person. Even if it was real, imagine a friend sticking up such detailed description of struggles you are going through, including struggles with your partner, as their Instagram content. Anonymous or not, itās a weird thing to do and Iād be disgusted.
Ah the whole " a friend" speel. She's totally projecting and refering to herself..
Jesus lord in holy heaven in mary's virginal womb cast down to the seven layers hell WHAT IS SHE SHARING!! Milli Hill....more misinformation about cells being shared, and another little snide jab at abortion there. What a crock of horseshit!! This is what boredom does people, you can tell Melanie running dry...like her non-existent sex life outside of procreating. Least she's doing the conservatives work as a good Catholic wife!!
Has she actually read this 
thatās right she doesnāt share her kids online 
thatās right she doesnāt share her kids online
Second photo: Melmo visits her hairdresser.
hahaha perfect choice
also it read soo odd to me like.....I reached out to an old friend cos she is now a Mother clearly I couldn't be friends with a woman who isnt a Mother !! eughhh she is beyond
Imagine if the old friend story was real and it happened as Mel suggests. You hear from your old friend, she asks how youāre doing, you pour your heart out. Probably feel better but a bit embarrassed, after all you havenāt hear from that friend for years. Then you check out Instagram on Motherās Day and see that message.hahaha perfect choice
It's like she has some sort of obsession with constantly talking about being a mother and breastfeeding, like it is her entire identity now. It's actually unhealthy. No wonder she has no friends, she would bore them to death! I can't imagine life without going to the gym, meeting up with friends for wine or having the occasional date night with my partner without my son being there. I know the baby is young but she was like this with her son too!
Okay...seriously, why is she dressing like this? My mum is in her 50s and she has 1000% more style than this woman who is in her 30s!! That vomit inducing knitted top and joggers she wore to Cabra Castle? How did she ever look at herself in that and not think it made her look terrible? WHICH IT DOES!! She's actually purposefully making herself appear larger, more frumpy and it is weird, but perhaps its him. Maybe he doesn't like her dressing nice or sexy, because what she's been wearing lately is just wrong on so many levels.
I actually canāt unsee that camel toe 
Jesus f**king Christ, she has been gifted a lovely stay in a lovely hotel at least wear one of your friendly breast feeding dresses. Iād be fuming if I paid to stay in cabra castle and bumped into them two dopes
Jesus f**king Christ, she has been gifted a lovely stay in a lovely hotel at least wear one of your friendly breast feeding dresses. Iād be fuming if I paid to stay in cabra castle and bumped into them two dopes
Sheās literally dressed like a
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She only wears gifted clothes. Sheās that tight she wonāt spend money and buy herself an outfit that suits her.
it's almost like she's never heard of vinted... cheap, second hand clothes, check this melmo.. that are FLATTERING if you choose correctly for your body. I can't with this absolute cretin - ye don't have to break the bank to look presentable.Sheās literally dressed like a
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She only wears gifted clothes. Sheās that tight she wonāt spend money and buy herself an outfit that suits her.
I can never understand how influencers feel ok gloating and boasting to their followers about their free trips away.
āItās so important to make time for each other and take trips as a family. But we only do it if itās for free despite having the money to pay for it ourselves. You spend your money though, obviously.ā
āItās so important to make time for each other and take trips as a family. But we only do it if itās for free despite having the money to pay for it ourselves. You spend your money though, obviously.ā
Honestly, I couldnāt care less about what she wears.
I think the bad wardrobe is probably because she doesnāt wanna spent money on her new bigger body. God forbid she actually does body neutrality like she says
Tbh I donāt think Mel has much money, not since forking out for the house.
I think the bad wardrobe is probably because she doesnāt wanna spent money on her new bigger body. God forbid she actually does body neutrality like she says
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