Oh stfu Mel you're on an 1 hour flight. Does he really need to have a nap? His ears will be fine, people have always travelled with babies. You won't need liquids because we know you breastfeed and if you need anything urgently get it from duty free - tight cow. Honestly she makes a mountain out of a mole hill. Women are scrambling their country with babies and a few possessions to be relocated all over Europe. I'm sure you can handle pretty much a bus ride ffs
Melanie Murphy #16 lowkey wish Mel and Chai were a couple but whatevs the Thomas guy sounds great
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I came on here just to say this
it's honestly close to the length of time it takes to get from skerries to the city centre the feckin dramatics. Although has she ever left the house alone with pan? Thomas the man servant is always there. She showed us all her mini toiletries in the declutter.....throw them in a sandwich bag and stfu
Her kid doesn't get a seat to himself, he'll be on her lap the whole time so no separation anxiety. You get toddler headphones and download a few videos they like on your phone/ show them the sky and the ground disappearing/ let him talk to the other people around you if the videos dont work or just have chats with them yourself, put some snacks in his mouth for take off/landing/ for general distraction and you're sorted.I came on here just to say this
It's not that difficult. I flew on my own with my son recently and people were genuinely lovely and helped us where they could. She just needs to relax and stop the Abbey acting.
Yeah actually I'd say that's going to be a nightmare. Apparently they've cancelled fast track for the time being because they can't keep up with the demand for it. But surely Thomas has some sort of perk that could get them through it quickly? I don't envy her if she has to do normal security the way Dublin Airport is at the moment. But she can keep him in the buggy until they get to the scanner so it's not like he's going to be running everywhere.
The same woman who thinks wearing a top that has your tits out and ripped jeans is a good gardening look.
Oh and there's Lurch himself. Fuckin hell they really are the gruesome twosome 
can they do anything apart
can they do anything apartAh yes, when travelling to see your heavily pregnant friend, the obvious choice is to not wear a mask on the tube! 
she didn't wear masks in the shops here properly when it was mandatory, never mind in a country where they've done away with them unless you want to. Shows she doesn't give a tit.Ah yes, when travelling to see your heavily pregnant friend, the obvious choice is to not wear a mask on the tube!
The dramatics of it all she really needs to get out more she seems to have way too much time on her hands!
she really needs to get out more she seems to have way too much time on her hands!Got to the part where she claims that Pan has 'very little screen time' and then sacked it off. She's always putting him infront of the TV, but only to watch 90's disney movies and 00's children's television. She also gave him the laptop at the airport. If you're gonna make these statements, they really need to be backed up. She seriously believes that lack of screen time makes for better parenting. OK Mel lock him in his bland, dull playpen instead, that's very enriching.
Don't forget, she also makes him do the gardening
screen time is screen time. She probably uses it little and often. Just say it as it is?! She always has to make herself sound better. Every single parent is just doing what they can and none of us are qualified to give expert advice.....but especially not Smelanie
“#MAMMIES” wtf she’s so weird
she’s so weirdI cannot articulate how much the literal last person I'd want to see in the last month of pregnancy is Melanie. Imagine being that hormonal and exhausted and she walks through your door 
I always got the impression Melanie likes Hannah more than the other way around. I'd say Mel booked her flights before she told her she was coming so she'd feel bad telling her not to
I always got the impression Melanie likes Hannah more than the other way around. I'd say Mel booked her flights before she told her she was coming so she'd feel bad telling her not to
I would bet good money on her coming out with a mommy self help book within two years. The video summary read like an outline. None of what she says is new or surprising and that’s coming from someone who has literally just started trying
Yeah and like you cba with a toddler trashing ya house when you're heavily pregnant.I cannot articulate how much the literal last person I'd want to see in the last month of pregnancy is Melanie. Imagine being that hormonal and exhausted and she walks through your door
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