I was lol'ing at Mel's IG story about how she totes forgot about her 'cameo' in Hannah's pregnancy video, as if she hasn't been dying to spill the beans ever since
Melanie Murphy #14 Sale agreed on a gaff needs another reason to faff, Next rant-implants
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The notions astound me.
Sweet Chaos? WOW, so profound. I, for one love her instagram poems. I do be agog at the drivel. It's like a brain exercise/puzzle. Me -
She loves to think shes wordly and deep... like how she proclaims she's so well travelled. The few youtube conventions you attended don't count as well travelled- esp when you didn't leave the grounds of the hotel resort. All documented in her vlogs fyi.
'Lived' in spain she says.... a month's holiday in your fella's dorm room doesn't count.
'Lived' in LA... you were on a holiday visa that ran out so you had to come back home.... but you leave that part out, conveniently.
Sweet Chaos? WOW, so profound. I, for one love her instagram poems. I do be agog at the drivel. It's like a brain exercise/puzzle. Me -
She loves to think shes wordly and deep... like how she proclaims she's so well travelled. The few youtube conventions you attended don't count as well travelled- esp when you didn't leave the grounds of the hotel resort. All documented in her vlogs fyi.
'Lived' in spain she says.... a month's holiday in your fella's dorm room doesn't count.
'Lived' in LA... you were on a holiday visa that ran out so you had to come back home.... but you leave that part out, conveniently.
Zoe Sugg shared someone's poem about motherhood yesterday. My first thought was how Mel was probably mad it wasn't one of hers. What a coincidence that she decides to post a poem now.
Someone's fishing for a share. That's probably why it sounds extra random, she had to toss that word salad together as fast as possible.
Someone's fishing for a share. That's probably why it sounds extra random, she had to toss that word salad together as fast as possible.There's not a doubt in my mind that this wasn't Mel's endgame. Such a good observation!!Zoe Sugg shared someone's poem about motherhood yesterday. My first thought was how Mel was probably mad it wasn't one of hers. What a coincidence that she decides to post a poem now.
Mel after seeing Zoe's stories
"A sunflower that needs no eyes to thrive"What is the point of asking if she then doesn't answer anything?
Aaaaaaaand we have been blessed with another Melanie "poem" (using the term very very lightly). Feast your eyes.
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I have a little edit for the title:
things we don't want to see - for toi
I love this thread 
"My own family home". How hard is it to include your partner in this sentence and sentiment? He's the one you do this family thing with after all.
It might only be a little thing, maybe seem even unimportant, but she does this so often. "My savings", "his debt", "my house", "my dream" etc.
Wowzer this was one big dig at Thomas... It is Their/Our family home... If the financial situation is such a sore point she needs to do a better job covering it up and playing it down.
this don't foresee this marriage making it to the 5 year mark
I liked your post with the laughing face because I completely agree with your prediction and it is the impression she gives, from the outside, that Thomas' debt still bothers her...
...You know that awkward laugh because we ARE on the outside, so I shouldn't know anything about their finances and I feel uncomfortable?! My smiley response is that!! It was not a laughing face because I find broken marriages amusing, nor do I wish unhappiness on Thomas or her and I hope this is not the case in the future...
Their issues should not be so bloomin' public and well known AND she should be less transparent with the cracks in their relationship, historical or not.
I've also found it weird how she always refers to Thomas and Pan as 'my husband' and 'my son'. She always has to have ownership of everything doesn't she? Would it really not be so bad to say Thomas (as we all know him as) and our son? Bet she can't wait to spin the single parent story line when Thomas starts long haul...
Another anti lockdown post... 
idk what data she wants to take a birds eye view of but if she actually looks at models predicting the number of deaths and infections that wouldve occured without lockdowns, she'd probably would change her tune. But we all know how Melanie likes to cherry pick 
I'm not saying that the lockdowns were great, I definitely struggled the past 18 months. But if I take a birds eye view, I know that people staying at home has saved thousands.
idk what data she wants to take a birds eye view of but if she actually looks at models predicting the number of deaths and infections that wouldve occured without lockdowns, she'd probably would change her tune. But we all know how Melanie likes to cherry pick I'm not saying that the lockdowns were great, I definitely struggled the past 18 months. But if I take a birds eye view, I know that people staying at home has saved thousands.
Another anti lockdown post...
I'm not saying that the lockdowns were great, I definitely struggled the past 18 months. But if I take a birds eye view, I know that people staying at home has saved thousands.
I love how the question is posed - most controversial opinion and she answers with an anti lockdown speech. Rattling off all her concerns for elderly, animals, homelessness but she didn't do a blip the whole two years to assist those she's so concerned about?
Also funny how she deems that her most controversial opinion. To me at least her anti abortion women need to be more sexually choosy is a disgusting opinion to hold as a self proclaimed feminist but if i remember correctly she slyly deleted that post and tried to bury it.
She lines the pockets of transphobes
Deleted/silenced POC under posts durning BLM
I could go on.... but most importantly she's so weak in her own morals/beliefs/opinions that she uses fake accounts instead of her verified one because she is well aware the few followers she has are dwindling and she can't keep supplementing with buying followers forever. It's becoming incredibly transparent that the overwhelmingly majority of her followers are not real. 118k on IG is extremely poor but when you factor in that 30% are bought bot accounts- she's a sinking ship.
Sorry but I am dead at her listing ‘increase in fast food consumption’ as a reason why we shouldn’t have lockdowns that saved peoples lives
HA give me bleeping strength
How can she make everything so nauseating
I tell you one thing, Butthead husband wouldn’t be there in her dream scenario Oh yeah if butthead was still a builder he never would've entered the equationHow can she make everything so nauseating
“Seville is where Thomas told me he loved me 
” and what, did she not say it back?! god she’s so self-centred.
” and what, did she not say it back?! god she’s so self-centred.And now they’ve bought a fixer upper he can don the Snickers pants again/ enlist his family to help build her dream home and then never be in it while she calls it hersOh yeah if butthead was still a builder he never would've entered the equation
The whole Q&A is a treasure trove of yuck.
In her fantasy she still drinks alcohol..... interesting!
She also claims they eat mostly vegan, yet almost every answer to food related questions isn't vegan and in most cases not even vegetarian. The answers just seem so disconnected from each other.
Suuuuure, people who don't follow everything you do are the problem because they misunderstood. And yet she suggests again that in fact she DOES have pcos but just wasn't diagnosed with it. Yet people are the problem and not her poor communication skills and constant contradictions.... In the very same post she again she suggests that she does have PCOS, just wasn't diagnosed properly, yet everyone else is at fault. I mean, the mind gymnastics are astounding.
You did not live in Spain !!!!
A month visiting your boyfriend is not living somewhere. Also a nice sentiment when her husband is moving abroad in a matter of weeks and you chose a partner whose work might require more of that in the future. Nice going! Way to be supportive!
the in-laws will be so pleased to know that.
And no, Melanie, it doesn't "come back" for everyone and just because you experience something a certain way doesn't mean everyone else does. Ffs.
In her fantasy she still drinks alcohol..... interesting!
She also claims they eat mostly vegan, yet almost every answer to food related questions isn't vegan and in most cases not even vegetarian. The answers just seem so disconnected from each other.
Suuuuure, people who don't follow everything you do are the problem because they misunderstood. And yet she suggests again that in fact she DOES have pcos but just wasn't diagnosed with it. Yet people are the problem and not her poor communication skills and constant contradictions.... In the very same post she again she suggests that she does have PCOS, just wasn't diagnosed properly, yet everyone else is at fault. I mean, the mind gymnastics are astounding.
You did not live in Spain !!!! A month visiting your boyfriend is not living somewhere. Also a nice sentiment when her husband is moving abroad in a matter of weeks and you chose a partner whose work might require more of that in the future. Nice going! Way to be supportive!
the in-laws will be so pleased to know that. And no, Melanie, it doesn't "come back" for everyone and just because you experience something a certain way doesn't mean everyone else does. Ffs.
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