Melanie Murphy #14 Sale agreed on a gaff needs another reason to faff, Next rant-implants

[PumpkinLanterns]

She's been pining for an opportunity to be victimized by Thomas's schedule. Even though she get's to have an extra/early holiday celebration with her partner, and still have a regular christmas with family.

"First taste of long haul pilot wife life." Give me a break. So many people have to work christmas on the regular. But she has to find a way to make it sound unique to her. I'm more shocked that this is somehow new to her, what a privileged life.

 

[Sazb64]

Right, what questions do we think she's gonna ask herself this time

Melanie, my hero, you are sOoOo strong how do you do it

 

[Kitt]

What are we looking at in that picture?! Is it a sofa? All I can see if like weird white person dry skin.

 

[AtTheStageDoor]

What are we looking at in that picture?! Is it a sofa? All I can see if like weird white person dry skin.

OMFG I just snorted with laughter!! I will never be able to unsee the psoriasis sofa now!!

She's been pining for an opportunity to be victimized by Thomas's schedule. Even though she get's to have an extra/early holiday celebration with her partner, and still have a regular christmas with family.

"First taste of long haul pilot wife life." Give me a break. So many people have to work christmas on the regular. But she has to find a way to make it sound unique to her. I'm more shocked that this is somehow new to her, what a privileged life.

Using the terms Privileged and Victimised captured this behaviour so much better than when I said Entitled and Spoilt. They aren't *exactly* the same but you were far more eloquent getting our same one point across.
So: I completely agree with you! And since she is a fan of having birthday weeks up to 10days long, she will enjoy an excuse to have a full second Christmas day, even though it already lasts too long!! (10-12week 'festive' period)!

 

[Ms.Marble]

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Right, what questions do we think she's gonna ask herself this time

Melanie, my hero, you are sOoOo strong how do you do it

What is the point of asking if she then doesn't answer anything?



Aaaaaaaand we have been blessed with another Melanie "poem" (using the term very very lightly). Feast your eyes.

I have a little edit for the title:
things we don't want to see - for toi

 

[Sazb64]

What is the point of asking if she then doesn't answer anything?



Aaaaaaaand we have been blessed with another Melanie "poem" (using the term very very lightly). Feast your eyes.

Wtf is this. Yet another code to crack maybe she's actually a genius spreading secret messages. Because this is nonsensical

 

[Elle]

She really is such a bleeping tit writer isn't she

 

[Ms.Marble]

Wtf is this. Yet another code to crack maybe she's actually a genius spreading secret messages. Because this is nonsensical

We don't understand. We don't need to and we can't. It is because the sun of stagnation set and left us blind, @Sazb64 .
But it's going to be ok. Because we are sunflowers that need no eyes. We need only the knowing that we hold the water in our hands.

She really is such a bleeping tit writer isn't she

You're so kind for calling her a writer.

 

[Sazb64]

We don't understand. We don't need to and we can't. It is because the sun of stagnation set and left us blind, @Sazb64 .
But it's going to be ok. Because we are sunflowers that need no eyes. We need only the knowing that we hold the water in our hands.


You're so kind for calling her a writer.

I CANT BREATHE

 

[Chinese_whispers]

a sunflower that needs no eyes
to thrive

What. The. duck

Sunflower Eyes is a term used for the eyes of patients with Wilsons Disease so she's totally made my day

 

[rnpkr7829]

When I inevitably get a little lost in the dark of love??
What is this sentence even?

 

[Daisymai]

What does the ‘sun of stagnation’ even mean??

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Genuinely cannot believe she thinks these are good?! Thomas, come get your wife. If this was my friend I'd say I loved her but writing was not her forte and that's okay.

 

[Kitt]

It’s absolutely nonsense but my favourite thing is that she thinks it’s amazing. And she’s sharing it. I bet she reads it over and over again just ‘wallowing in the glory of her prose’.

 

[Ms.Marble]

It’s absolutely nonsense but my favourite thing is that she thinks it’s amazing. And she’s sharing it. I bet she reads it over and over again just ‘wallowing in the glory of her prose’.

My favourite part are the people in the comments telling her how beautiful and amazing and wonderful it is. How she should never stop. I am just pretending that they're taking the piss. Because they must be, right? Right??????????

 

[AtTheStageDoor]

Putting words together in a quirky order is Yoda-ing not poetry!

 

[notjust_vanilla]

T. S. Eliot is shaking in his boots

 

[Chinese_whispers]

T. S. Eliot is shaking in his boots

and Rupi Kaur is in fear of her career

 

[emerald]

How many times is she going to do the sun/son thing? That'll do now.

 

[Secrets77]

She's like a moody teenager trapped in an adults body. I have a diary from when I was about 14 and it is full of drivel that I thought was utter genius. point is though, I grew up and wouldn't dream of sharing it because it's tit...might not be as tit as mels though and that's saying something