"She walked into the room in her flesh suit. Your man admired her Dolly Partons. She was mid-sized and he approved. They had wild passionate missionary. And post-coital potato waffles and beans. It was love".
Clean prose"She walked into the room in her flesh suit. Your man admired her Dolly Partons. She was mid-sized and he approved. They had wild passionate missionary. And post-coital potato waffles and beans. It was love".
Ah that's the sex scene done. Tolkien eat your heart out. Time to call some commenters trolls, and set out the saucepans for Milo to play with. Another successful day
Hey ain't nothing wrong with missionary but the thought of eating waffles and beans afterwards actually makes me feel a bit ill"She walked into the room in her flesh suit. Your man admired her Dolly Partons. She was mid-sized and he approved. They had wild passionate missionary. And post-coital potato waffles and beans. It was love".
Ah that's the sex scene done. Tolkien eat your heart out. Time to call some commenters trolls, and set out the saucepans for Milo to play with. Another successful day
Oh ain't nothing wrong with any positionHey ain't nothing wrong with missionary but the thought of eating waffles and beans afterwards actually makes me feel a bit ill
just mocking the way she goes on about sex you just know it's super vanilla 
Expect an awkward instagram story now about how kinky she isOh ain't nothing wrong with any position
“Beat me on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly” came to mind
(RIP Victoria). Dorito is their level of spice.I think you're spot on, both her and her sister give off a 'pick me' energy“Beat me on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly” came to mind
She strikes me as the type to just want ‘vanilla’ sex - which there is absolutely nothing wrong with but wants to be seen by men as ‘filthy’ so will go along with things she doesn’t really want because men will find her sexy. (Just me who thinks this?)
Oh jeez don't be saying that ,we'll have her and Tommy doing the Kama Sutra on her stories just to prove a pointOh ain't nothing wrong with any position
I know, and she is so inconsistent with her posting! The number 1 rule of engagement is to post regulary but she does like 4 posts in 2 days and then a week with nothing. I don't understand. Her book advance must have been spent already and she has only got that dove partnership left for any sort of regular income.
....less Big Lebowski (too much hair) more Steve McDonald 
But then who would fight for aer lingus on Twitter?
Hey girl heyyyy! Talk about making it so feckin' obvi you read here. Jaysus girl try a bit harder yea!?
I am finding this funnier than a normal memel reads tattle and updates stories to coincide, than usual.He is a prick. He wants convenience they're both put out by the thought of having to move for work because things usually fall into place for the both of them. I didn't see him showing any empathy towards Thomas Cook when they went under the other year.
Thomas knighting himself as the spokesperson of aviation with his cringe tweets, trying to appear large and in charge while tweeting from the attic in a fluffy dressing gown. Goon. Would you be able
If baldy was a certified instahun with his own following, that above would be ideal for a thread title! Although I do think "large and in charge whilst tweeting from the attic" is something we can fit into her next title thread? Rather large and thinks she's in charge... Oh how the delusions grow when you lock yourself away in a d4 wannabe attic!
