Pffft. I’m sure you all know by now that I’d stroke a lot more than just his face!@Gym&Tonic, I think you've got competition. That first woman looks awfully keen!
Matt Hancock's comeback video met with ridicule online
Disgraced ex-Health Secretary Matt Hancock 42, released the short clip of him walking around Haverhill, West Suffolk, to his 430,000 Twitter followers but was met with ridicule and bemusement.www.dailymail.co.uk
Maybe you were in the video too, but they had to censor that part? Cuddling up close stoking hisPffft. I’m sure you all know by now that I’d stroke a lot more than just his face!
That version is available over on PornhubMaybe you were in the video too, but they had to censor that part? Cuddling up close stoking hisauberginearm
Did you wear him out? Is that why he's been 'lying low' for a while. Everybody though he was staying out of the limelight with Gina, but in reality he was completely exhausted after you got your hands on him?That version is available over on Pornhub
There’s no getting past you is thereDid you wear him out? Is that why he's been 'lying low' for a while. Everybody though he was staying out of the limelight with Gina, but in reality he was completely exhausted after you got your hands on him?
I'm not a DCI for nothing you know!There’s no getting past you is there
but obviously the crisis management/PR team he’s employed told him it didn’t look good. They can’t change who he is though. Once a socially awkward geek always a socially geek! Own it Matt! Don’t let that old slapper change you!I wondered why I could not view it! I bet you have saved it somehow. Individual screenshots printed out and stuck on your bedroom ceiling….?He’s now taken down that video from all of his social media! Such a shame as it was hilarious
Life size cardboard cut out in the wardrobe?
Go with the mirrored ceiling? ;-)Life size cardboard cut out in the wardrobe?
@Gym&Tonic , you know where he screams "Oh my God, you're fantastic!", is that what he normally says in your dreams?
At the crucial moment obviously@Gym&Tonic , you know where he screams "Oh my God, you're fantastic!", is that what he normally says in your dreams?
Maybe, but he's talking about himselfAt the crucial moment obviously
I bet Matt doesn't shout "Orderrrhhh" though, unlike someone else I could mentionAt the crucial moment obviously
I still have that image etched onto my brain.I bet Matt doesn't shout "Orderrrhhh" though, unlike someone else I could mention
Are you mixing up your politicians? (Or my political crushes?)
He’s just soooo gorgeous I can’t cope!
