Matt Hancock #2 Team Martha & Olly!

Falkor · Oct 6, 2021

Nope, his timing chip shows he was telling the truth, unless he swapped it with someone!

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Gym&Tonic · Oct 6, 2021

My babe has stamina

rainbowlemon · Oct 6, 2021

Does he offer protection?
A lot of love and affection ?!
Whether you're right or wrong?!
Or are you lovin angels instead?

fluffyglitterbug · Oct 6, 2021

Gym&Tonic said:
My babe has stamina

Gym, I don’t often comment on this thread but I absolutely bloody love your dedication to Mr Hancock

Bloody orange Hell · Oct 7, 2021

fluffyglitterbug said:
Gym, I don’t often comment on this thread but I absolutely bloody love your dedication to Mr Hancock

Look. I really don’t think we should be encouraging this. I fully expect her burning erotic desire and devoted love for him to end up listed in the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders).

On a brighter note though, you might get a erotomania-based personality disorder named after you @Gym&Tonic.

DCICassieStuart · Oct 7, 2021

Bloody orange Hell said:
Look. I really don’t think we should be encouraging this. I fully expect her burning erotic desire and devoted love for him to end up listed in the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders).

On a brighter note though, you might get a erotomania-based personality disorder named after you @Gym&Tonic.

I speed read that as "End up listed in the DM" and had a vison of @Gym&Tonic showing up in the sidebar of shame with Matt.

House of Tea · Oct 7, 2021

DCICassieStuart said:
I speed read that as "End up listed in the DM" and had a vison of @Gym&Tonic showing up in the sidebar of shame with Matt.

She would love to be in the sidebar of shame with him

Renegadedancer · Oct 7, 2021

DCICassieStuart said:
I speed read that as "End up listed in the DM" and had a vison of @Gym&Tonic showing up in the sidebar of shame with Matt.

At the Attitude awards, with Matt. Gove would tag along for the after show disco. That would be an interesting night out

Falkor · Oct 12, 2021

Well, this was unexpected....

Rt Hon Matt Hancock MP Appointed to the United Nations (UN) as Special Representative for Financial Innovation and Climate Change for the UN Economic Commission for Africa | United Nations Economic Commission for Africa

Addis Ababa, 12 October 2021 (ECA) - The United Nations (UN) Economic Commission for Africa has appointed Rt Hon Matt Hancock MP as Special Representative on Financial Innovation and Climate Change to support its work on economic and social recovery. Matt Hancock will further the UN’s work in...

www.uneca.org

whathastheworldcometo · Oct 13, 2021

Falkor said:
Well, this was unexpected....

Rt Hon Matt Hancock MP Appointed to the United Nations (UN) as Special Representative for Financial Innovation and Climate Change for the UN Economic Commission for Africa | United Nations Economic Commission for Africa

Addis Ababa, 12 October 2021 (ECA) - The United Nations (UN) Economic Commission for Africa has appointed Rt Hon Matt Hancock MP as Special Representative on Financial Innovation and Climate Change to support its work on economic and social recovery. Matt Hancock will further the UN’s work in...

www.uneca.org

Selected for his impeccable integrity I suppose (being sarcastic)

rainbowlemon · Oct 13, 2021

So friends in high places I see.

House of Tea · Oct 13, 2021

At least he isn’t getting paid for it. I thought he would be getting a big salary. I think is is the first step to try and redeem himself. Soon time for a new thread to cover his new chapter - Hancock’s Road to Redemption??!!

Rita Chevrolet · Oct 13, 2021

House of Tea said:
At least he isn’t getting paid for it. I thought he would be getting a big salary. I think is is the first step to try and redeem himself. Soon time for a new thread to cover his new chapter - Hancock’s Road to Redemption??!!

Best ask Martha about that - it'll be an effing long road

Gym&Tonic · Oct 13, 2021

Wonder if he needs a new ‘aide’ to assist him in his new role? I’m available and have lots of transferable skills

House of Tea · Oct 13, 2021

Gym&Tonic said:
Wonder if he needs a new ‘aide’ to assist him in his new role? I’m available and have lots of transferable skills

Well he does have a vacancy for a new mistress now that his OW has now become his only woman. I assume you have thin straggly hair, a raddled expression and gimlet eyes? If so, you are his type.

MadameOvary · Oct 13, 2021

Well, he'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot left out in the African sun

House of Tea said:
Well he does have a vacancy for a new mistress now that his OW has now become his only woman. I assume you have thin straggly hair, a raddled expression and gimlet eyes? If so, you are his type.

And a neck like a brontosaurus

coconochanel · Oct 13, 2021

House of Tea said:
Well he does have a vacancy for a new mistress now that his OW has now become his only woman. I assume you have thin straggly hair, a raddled expression and gimlet eyes? If so, you are his type.

How very dare you our @Gym&Tonic is a beauty.

Gym&Tonic · Oct 13, 2021

duck me she is ugly isn’t she? Like a wicked witch from a Brothers Grim fairytale. Whoever would have guessed the bar was that low?

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Rita Chevrolet · Oct 13, 2021

Gym&Tonic said:
duck me she is ugly isn’t she? Like a wicked witch from a Brothers Grim fairytale. Whoever would have guess the bar was that low?

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She looks like a geezer in polka dots!

House of Tea · Oct 13, 2021

Gym&Tonic said:
duck me she is ugly isn’t she? Like a wicked witch from a Brothers Grim fairytale. Whoever would have guessed the bar was that low?

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Matt isn’t a looker. They are well matched. Soz @Gym&Tonic