There's a few of us on here you'll have to fight for him! @Bloody orange Hell , @Gym&Tonic , @Blurp , @Emerald37 and I think there were a couple more too.
Absolutely he is sexy as duck, but I've claimed him first on Tattle
Definite fanny flutters
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Absolutely he is sexy as duck, but I've claimed him first on Tattle
Definite fanny flutters
I've tried not to be judgey, but you lot would make a good therapy group.
Be still my beating ovariesThere's a few of us on here you'll have to fight for him! @Bloody orange Hell , @Gym&Tonic , @Blurp , @Emerald37 and I think there were a couple more too.
Absolutely he is sexy as duck, but I've claimed him first on Tattle
Definite fanny flutters
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To think he has six children!
There canโt possibly be anyone on Tattle that wants him?
The sight of him makes me want to staple my fanny shut
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I bet someone will be along soon to say they do. There is someone on TL who fancied Thatcher, we have the Bercow fans (There canโt possibly be anyone on Tattle that wants him?
) and the marginally less vomit inducing Hancock. 
Poor man's going to be worn out by the time we're all finished with himBe still my beating ovaries
I bet someone will be along soon to say they do. There is someone on TL who fancied Thatcher, we have the Bercow fans (
My neighbour knows him and his wife Sally. Awful couple but she walks all over him. Completely downtrodden with small man syndrome.There's a few of us on here you'll have to fight for him! @Bloody orange Hell , @Gym&Tonic , @Blurp , @Emerald37 and I think there were a couple more too.
Absolutely he is sexy as duck, but I've claimed him first on Tattle
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Nice to read quotes of him saying his "wife has done her duty".
Euch. bleeping hell.Nice to read quotes of him saying his "wife has done her duty".
She probably does see it as her duty. No one is going to want to shag that for fun are they.
It's the double breasted PJ's that are the turn on .
He needs to come see me for a while and I'll look after him
I suspect it's over and done with in minutes, which his wife must be grateful forJacob Rees Mogg
Now that is just disturbing. His poor Mrs does all the work in bed while he does this
I bet Bercow could go all night though
I think this thread lost its direction
I think you could be right. Apologies to @Gym&Tonic. I didn't mean to hijack your thread.I think this thread lost its direction
Back on topic. Matt is back on social media and looking very healthy and trim I must say. A great advert for quitting a very stressful job and having loads of sex with your fancy woman 
Just for one, hideous minute I thought you were talking about Rees-Mogg.He needs to come see me for a while and I'll look after him
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