I'm all for something that will bring a smile to the face of DCI Cassie Stuart...even if it is rumpy pumpy with Bercow...but come to think about it, she's dead so even he couldn't manage that! Order, order!
Matt Hancock #2 Team Martha & Olly!
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He looks like he has a Hitler moustache there with the shadow.Jacob Rees Mogg
Now that is just disturbing. His poor Mrs does all the work in bed while he does this
As Shrek says "Working hard or hardly working.Back on topic. Matt is back on social media and looking very healthy and trim I must say. A great advert for quitting a very stressful job and having loads of sex with your fancy woman
There's a picture of him (Rees-Mogg) on a zipwire in the Times today.Just for one, hideous minute I thought you were talking about Rees-Mogg.
Unless the zip wire is wrapped around his neck I think Iβll give it a miss.
Paging @Lucyxxxx we're over here 
Wow including the other thread I've got 97 odd pages to go through! I've been away for too long!Paging @Lucyxxxx we're over here
I'm finding this thread very sexist and demeaning, so in order to bring myself down to all of you, here is the ex-MP I fancy the most. Heidi Allen.
I am hetro, but I would shag Heidi any day of the week rather than Bercow and Hancock.
Gary is the only man I'm dreaming of.
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All the more Bercow for me so
Slightly tangentally, but health briefings so vaguely related - just to prove the world couldn't get any stranger, Nicki Minaj is a new convert to the appeal of Chris Whitty after he refuted her tweet about her cousin's friend in Trinidad's testicles swelling up...
Tbh I think it's just the suits that are driving you lot to this heightened state of sexual arousal. Perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of....
Oh I donβt know. Have you see the photos of Matt in just his shorts on the beach in Cornwall?
That hairy chest though!
Can I plz get an invite to your wedding though?Oh I donβt know. Have you see the photos of Matt in just his shorts on the beach in Cornwall?
Please get some help. Soon.Oh I donβt know. Have you see the photos of Matt in just his shorts on the beach in Cornwall?
What a trade up! 
Mind boggling...
Mind boggling...Can I come too and can you ask Matt if there's anyone (formerly of) Westminster that he'd like to invite?Of course hun
Swimmers you say?Oh I donβt know. Have you see the photos of Matt in just his shorts on the beach in Cornwall?
(Think it is PS but everyoneβs horror makes me laugh)
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