I’ll give you a bit more background to the story. Every year my mum ruins the dinner and has done for at least 4/5 years. I don’t know why or how because she makes a banging roast dinner but xmas dinner always goes tots up. One year it was burnt, last year I got a mushroom starter (I hate mushrooms with a passion) and we had no veg on the dinner (hello your daughter is a veggie).
So this year I said “please don’t get too pissed before dinner this year as i want to enjoy it” and she promised me she wouldn’t.
Anyway, she was struggling to find me a nice starter so she said i’ll just use the cheese and broccoli bake in the freezer - fine by me.
Everyone else is on fish cakes, tucking into theirs and mine looks lovely until I realise it’s still frozen. I had to make my brother try it so I knew I wasn’t being dramatic and he was like
there’s ice inside.
Honestly I was ready to ring the local curry house and go to bed, thankfully dinner was ok but I say it every year I’m never having xmas dinner again
She even had the cheek to say “well you should have chose something else”
bitch wot?