Mason Mount #64 When we think about him we touch our s-elves
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thats not a man, thats a bear
I know someone who’s partner is so hairy she has to hoover his side of the bed every day cos his body hair has shed all over the sheets. Not my cup of tea
Did you see the Mason can I have your shirt sign when they celebrated that final pen?
My Mam is walking a very fine line considering she isn't going home until Sunday "Oh look at that sign, it is probably a middle aged woman like you holding that up" WTF?!?!
Also, look at his legs.
My Mam is walking a very fine line considering she isn't going home until Sunday "Oh look at that sign, it is probably a middle aged woman like you holding that up" WTF?!?!
Also, look at his legs.
Oh, that's romantic.I know someone who’s partner is so hairy she has to hoover his side of the bed every day cos his body hair has shed all over the sheets. Not my cup of tea
Imagine getting sexy together and suddenly you got a mouthful of body hair.
Ok… before I ban myself off tattle for the evening before I make a show of myself.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Bon Jovi. So does my mum and she says he’s the only man she would ever leave my dad for
Pretty Woman ALL day, every day.
The kids here are still doing my f*cking head in. The pub is no place of kids, i’mnot sorry but it isn’t, get them home and out of my sight.
PS. I’ve had my first few pints of strongbow since halloween (had prosecco at the meal earlier) and I am living my best life.
Strongbow glass for reference of the spanish pork sword btw
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Bon Jovi. So does my mum and she says he’s the only man she would ever leave my dad for
Pretty Woman ALL day, every day.
The kids here are still doing my f*cking head in. The pub is no place of kids, i’m
PS. I’ve had my first few pints of strongbow since halloween (had prosecco at the meal earlier) and I am living my best life.
Strongbow glass for reference of the spanish pork sword btw
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Sorry for this, but she needs to go in the bin!Did you see the Mason can I have your shirt sign when they celebrated that final pen?
My Mam is walking a very fine line considering she isn't going home until Sunday "Oh look at that sign, it is probably a middle aged woman like you holding that up" WTF?!?!
Also, look at his legs.
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I really didn't need this mental image
The in laws are still here. I am not amused
Start coughing and say you feel like have a high temperature
Anyone fancy forming the FBC hit squad so we can save poor Zaza?
Do you think you can convince them to take your old man with them when they leave?
Crying! It is true. I’m shagging Tony. I’m in Newcastle for a few days and sad that I won’t bump into Tony like last timeYes he has a girlfriend, me
His nephew is dating @keylimepie and his dad is shagging @nellyloz123 into an oblivion. It’s very much a family affair here
Mason needs to introduce Spicy to tanning.
There I've said it.
I'm not sorry Casper the friendly ghost.
There I've said it.
I'm not sorry Casper the friendly ghost.
Better to be pale than orange.Mason needs to introduce Spicy to tanning.
There I've said it.
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I prefer pasty spicy... Mase will end up looking the old leather sofa at my parents house soonMason needs to introduce Spicy to tanning.
There I've said it.
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I'm waiting for the day that he appears looking like a cheesy Dorito
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