My resting witch face was a godsend during my kids primary school years. I never had to bother to pretend to like the other mums, who apparently used to take turns to approach me when they absolutely had toI’m sorry for being mean about RJ. I’m just concerned that he’s some sort of serial killer who is being held hostage by Chelsea FC as a way of controlling his behaviour. Maybe people think that about my resting witch face, too (although I’m SADLY not being held hostage by Chelsea… wouldn’t say no to that though, if anyone from the club is reading)