Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

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I know you've all been worrying about this definitely not worrying but I've found out the stadium tomorrow has a heated roof. Our little noodle won't be frozen by -8 temperatures.
 
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5 o clock I went to sleep what the hell.
I did dream but I can’t remember what of… and now I’ve got to go walk winston.

Already thinking of excuses to cancel tonight’s meal so I can stay in and watch the football.
 
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Morning all… late to the party as usual

thanks for the recap @jflurker93 and the monster cock reminder

I’m feeling absolutely crappy today, endometriosis has returned with a vengeance despite only having my last excision in May also just been told I’ll be working in a new area for the next 4 months to ‘broaden my network’ don’t they know I hate people? Apart from you lovely lot of course

kind of glad I fell asleep on the sofa last night and missed the complete madness that was going on! I also missed the utter shit show that was on sky sports… bonus

a small contribution to the madness from me though… here is a pic of daddy Mensa aged about 20 doing his blue steel
 
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‘Reece, smile and say everything is fine or we’ll kill you’

 
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Hahahahahaha this has made me howl
 
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I’ve got a meeting with occupational health this after noon to go through my many health ailments. I hope they declare me as unfit for work so I can become a full time tattler
 
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I’m sorry for being mean about RJ. I’m just concerned that he’s some sort of serial killer who is being held hostage by Chelsea FC as a way of controlling his behaviour. Maybe people think that about my resting bitch face, too (although I’m SADLY not being held hostage by Chelsea… wouldn’t say no to that though, if anyone from the club is reading)
 
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I’ve got a meeting with occupational health this after noon to go through my many health ailments. I hope they declare me as unfit for work so I can become a full time tattler
Oh let me know if you need anything!! I work in occupational health

That video of Mason thrusting lives rent free in my brain
How many times is too many times to click the “watch again” button?

Not just Mason and Dec!! They cannot judge us no longer!!
The tiktok teens are more than a little bit broken

Ooo there’s a few of us turning 30 next year then! Me @Rodney2208 and @nellyloz123 anyone else??!! The ultimate FBC party!! Someone fire up the bus!!!

https://giphy.com/YcLorQZbPI4Ks
 
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