Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

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I should qualify for one every year as I’m over 30. Bit like when you reach 100 and get a telegram from the Queen 🤣🤣🤣
I agree with you! At the grand age of 33 (all the threes, dirty knees 😉😂) I feel that I am deserving of a most special gift!
 
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I agree with you! At the grand age of 33 (all the threes, dirty knees 😉😂) I feel that I am deserving of a most special gift!
Well I’m even older than that so I think he should just marry me, I need to be taken care of… 😉

 
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Well I’m even older than that so I think he should just marry me, I need to be taken care of… 😉

Fair enough, perhaps then he can divorce you and trade you in for a slightly younger model 😂
 
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@Scuffed you are a woman after my own heart. Don’t talk to me at school. Don’t WhatsApp me and don’t tell me about how amazing your ‘angel’ is doing at school. I don’t give a hoot, Karen 🤣🤣
Love that ‘angel’ is in inverted commas. You know 😉
 
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Morning Gang!
I had the most weirdest dream, I seemed to have gone back in time 5 years and was travelling round India (a trip I did with Mr R😂) and I knew exactly where we were but I was there with Mase, Chilly, Dec and Madders 🤢 I can’t remember the exact ins and outs but there was traditional dancing and I seemed to be having a secret thing with Chilly, Dec and Mase 🤣 Lauren then turned up with some bitchy friends on a TukTuk and started complaining that it was too hot and her eyebrows were melting off 🥴 Dec told her to stop being a pain and Madders took her side and they fucked off together.. then I woke up 🤷🏼‍♀️
Not your subconcious also rejecting Madders 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Well I’m home, covered in mud but I did get a lot of kisses from Winston.. wish they were from Mason but, you know.

Also, the meal has been rearranged!

 
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Can someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work today for the second day in a row
 
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So i'm 22, but I only sleep with men who are 30 or older, so can I be an honorary elder?🥺

Which leads me to my question, how old was the oldest person you slept with, and how old were you at the time?
 
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Can someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work today for the second day in a row
Not at all. I’m once again doing the bare minimum. I’ve come down with the kids cold and my throat is killing me. Drinking far too much tea and had my second mince pie of the day for lunch. Going to call it a day soon before my other 2 get home. Going to send Mr Scuffed a pity text and see if he’ll pick up dinner on the way home 😂
 
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So i'm 22, but I only sleep with men who are 30 or older, so can I be an honorary elder?🥺

Which leads me to my question, how old was the oldest person you slept with, and how old were you at the time?
Oh dear god, I’m dreading your answer to this… 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
 
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