That took my breath away! He’s perfect!
Mason Mount #53 Mase & Dec went head to head but it was Daddy’s blozzer face that left us all dead!
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I have glass in my foot, my eyelashes fell out and my thighs look like I’ve done 246 rounds with Christian Grey despite STILL being in the driest spell of my adult life. Oh and I saw the girl my ex left me for for the first time in the flesh… I was surprisingly calm despite inwardly wanting to staple things to her head. She did fall off her chair in a drunken heap though so that amused methough who am I to talk
then to top it all off I had to go cap in hand to mama mensa’s house at 2am because I’d lost my key. It was only in her bleeping car from when she gave us a lift! I might be her only child but she’s always said one is quite enough
pretty sure she hates me right now…
but she’s very proud of her golf trophy!
I literally need a tit show supervisor to oversee my life!
I have glass in my foot, my eyelashes fell out and my thighs look like I’ve done 246 rounds with Christian Grey despite STILL being in the driest spell of my adult life. Oh and I saw the girl my ex left me for for the first time in the flesh… I was surprisingly calm despite inwardly wanting to staple things to her head. She did fall off her chair in a drunken heap though so that amused me
then to top it all off I had to go cap in hand to mama mensa’s house at 2am because I’d lost my key. It was only in her bleeping car from when she gave us a lift! I might be her only child but she’s always said one is quite enough
pretty sure she hates me right now…but she’s very proud of her golf trophy!
The teens have edited this into HD and it’s very nice 
he's perfect!Next poll needs to be what are we getting mase for Christmas from the FBC….
Suggestions welcome
Suggestions welcome
Yes please 
A blozzer
mama Mensa often tells the story about getting through to judges houses on the X factor… or being a world famous psychiatristWhen my brother was out last night some lads asked him for a photo because they thought he played for Bolton Wanderers
He’s that much of a tw*t that he went along with it though and was like ‘of course you can lads’
On a more general note can someone send me masons nose to sit on please? I mean bonus points if the rest of him can come too
I pointed out about Dias being single but apparently I’m ‘too old’ for any footballer these days
as an aside… who do we think has got the biggest dick in the premier league? I’d be interested to here @StephenTJackson thoughts on this one!
I guess there are times when the teens do great things!
Sex marathon, what else?
This guy apparentlymama Mensa often tells the story about getting through to judges houses on the X factor… or being a world famous psychiatristthat never happened
On a more general note can someone send me masons nose to sit on please? I mean bonus points if the rest of him can come too
I pointed out about Dias being single but apparently I’m ‘too old’ for any footballer these days
as an aside… who do we think has got the biggest dick in the premier league? I’d be interested to here @StephenTJackson thoughts on this one!
I need Mason to do this
I actually moan every time I watch this… 
I want to bury that Adam’s apple in me
It meant something to me Mase…
Chilly big Willymama Mensa often tells the story about getting through to judges houses on the X factor… or being a world famous psychiatristthat never happened
On a more general note can someone send me masons nose to sit on please? I mean bonus points if the rest of him can come too
I pointed out about Dias being single but apparently I’m ‘too old’ for any footballer these days
as an aside… who do we think has got the biggest dick in the premier league? I’d be interested to here @StephenTJackson thoughts on this one!
Bet him and dec had some kind of bet on who was gonna score between them… thats why he’s so smug and dec just shakes his head
oh they defo had some sort of a bet between themChilly big Willy
Bet him and dec had some kind of bet on who was gonna score between them… thats why he’s so smug and dec just shakes his head
I’ve ordered a Sunday lunch to takeout and managed to drag myself out of bed and Phil is laughing at me saying I look like a sack of tit and I really have to agree I’ve got odd pyjamas on my makeup is still on and I’ve got Hagrid hair and stink of sambucca. Mason, this is what you’re missing out on
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