Mason Mount #53 Mase & Dec went head to head but it was Daddy’s blozzer face that left us all dead!
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Blozzers for sure
And he deffo wants an FBC calendar of all of us like we want one of him. Except he wouldn’t moan like a little witch like we did when we realised who we had on our birthday month 
don’t set me off with the chilly Willy I’m too old for him rememberChilly big Willy
Bet him and dec had some kind of bet on who was gonna score between them… thats why he’s so smug and dec just shakes his head
don’t even know why I asked given the David Haye incident and being 5’1” saying that we did once meet Dion Dublin in a bar and I’ve heard it was literally down to his knees
. I didn’t ask of course but mama Mensa did question ‘are you Dion Dublin?’ Literally just after his mate handed him a pint and said there you go Dion
she did try and chat up Robbie Keane the same night!apologies for talking absolute and utter shite… I’ve realised I’m still drunk
Ben might have the biggest d but we cant be sure without seeing itmama Mensa often tells the story about getting through to judges houses on the X factor… or being a world famous psychiatristthat never happened
On a more general note can someone send me masons nose to sit on please? I mean bonus points if the rest of him can come too
I pointed out about Dias being single but apparently I’m ‘too old’ for any footballer these days
as an aside… who do we think has got the biggest dick in the premier league? I’d be interested to here @StephenTJackson thoughts on this one!
Ben might have the biggest d but we cant be sure without seeing it
Because we are doing a group photo for January, so there's no room for complainingBlozzers for sure
You're welcome, Mase.
Ok I’m collating the suggestions for the poll
A gag for his potty little mouthOk I’m collating the suggestions for the poll
after being caught swearing yesterday in the game
We could send him a load of those pants so he can have one of us on ‘the biggest dick in the premier league’ every single day.Ok I’m collating the suggestions for the poll
do you think he’d show me if I asked him? He shows it to everyone else and I’d be sure to compliment his bathroom interior designBen might have the biggest d but we cant be sure without seeing it
To be fair I’ve forgotten what to do anyway
I feel like he is comfortable with showing it or maybe he is proud of how big it isdo you think he’d show me if I asked him? He shows it to everyone else and I’d be sure to compliment his bathroom interior designeven though it looks tit
To be fair I’ve forgotten what to do anyway
i feel like a primitive woman archetype getting excited for the big willy of chilly but arent men the most primitive creatures so anyway his interior design is really bad
That’s a horrible thing to say to himIt meant something to me Mase…
That volley was probably one of the best goals of the year! I hope comments like that dont get into his head Drooling… 
Every time I hear that interview, and no matter how perfect Mase looks, I just want to slap that interviewerIt meant something to me Mase…
Can I just say how many weird gif are on giphy? Like sometimes one appears and I'm left wondering how someone decided to create that!
Ok, I need to stop reading these… 
Please could the FBC hit squad come and take out Gerard.
He has just told me that recently he’s noticed that I’m getting fat
He has just told me that recently he’s noticed that I’m getting fat
Please could the FBC hit squad come and take out Gerard.
He has just told me that recently he’s noticed that I’m getting fat
I don’t mean to pry but are you happy with him? He sounds truly horrible and you deserve so much betterPlease could the FBC hit squad come and take out Gerard.
He has just told me that recently he’s noticed that I’m getting fat
xxI have nothing to say apart from he is a colossal prick and as Gina said you don’t deserve to be spoken to like thatPlease could the FBC hit squad come and take out Gerard.
He has just told me that recently he’s noticed that I’m getting fat
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