Mason Mount #53 Mase & Dec went head to head but it was Daddy’s blozzer face that left us all dead!

[jflurker93]

Well, I was reading the fluff with my mum and we got to the sausage joke

Aww I hope mama Chani likes the bratwurst innuendos

 

[amzi]

@jflurker93 your writing is amazing!

 

[Chani10]

Aww I hope mama Chani likes the bratwurst innuendos

Loves them She actually said that it was good to have the joke because she was getting emotional another one!
My favourite part was the ice skating because it was almost literally my bf and I the other day but I did push him to scare him more

 

[cherryshade123]

What am I reading

Nobody can complain about my writing ever again

 

[jflurker93]

Nobody can complain about my writing ever again

 

[Smca53]

Nobody can complain about my writing ever again

I dunno I’ll never look at bubble wrap in the same way again Cherry

 

[cherryshade123]

Omg thank you queen

I dunno I’ll never look at bubble wrap in the same way again Cherry

Bubblewrap? Do you mean the supple, voluptuous, glistening haemarroids

 

[SmoochL]

I dunno I’ll never look at bubble wrap in the same way again Cherry

And cheese. And salmon. And tuna...

 

[calmyourritas]

And cheese. And salmon. And tuna...

And steak

 

[JJ85Anne]

We’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.

Happy reading x

This is awesome you have a serious talent! I was so invested, I almost forgot the MrJ and the kids existed…oh why will this never will be my life.

 

[kria]

And steak

And Madders… and that’s saying something

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

@jflurker93 you seem to have melted the stone cold hearts of the FBC

 

[jflurker93]

@jflurker93 you seem to have melted the stone cold hearts of the FBC

I know!! I even got Punkie!

 

[Wiola]

We’ve ordered a curry.
I’m going to turn into a madras at this rate.

Happy reading x

Me sadly wandering around Cracow's Christmas market with my mate and my mulled wine wondering why Mason isn't here with me. Nearly cried when I saw churros stall.

 

[kria]

I know!! I even got Punkie!

Is this a sign that we should all stick to reading smut

 

[Suder34]

Filth
not quite melted my stone cold dead heart! But a lovely bit of fluff

 

[calmyourritas]

Who needed Elf ideas? Was it @irishgal2013 ? Just put your elf in isolation ladies x

 

[jflurker93]

Is this a sign that we should all stick to reading smut

Don’t worry, the next one goes STRAIGHT IN with the smut No messing!!
Roll on tuesday

 

[Chani10]

Don’t worry, the next one goes STRAIGHT IN with the smut No messing!!
Roll on tuesday

So what you're saying is that I shouldn't read that one out loud to my mum, just send her the link. Ok, got it!

 

[kria]

Don’t worry, the next one goes STRAIGHT IN with the smut No messing!!
Roll on tuesday