Mason Mount #53 Mase & Dec went head to head but it was Daddy’s blozzer face that left us all dead!
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Don’t think I’d want that up my bum - even at Christmas! What a mess!
She’s making sure Mason eats all his peas up before he gets the Malteser Pavlova
My face when Deb gets the Anal Teaser Pavlova out the freezerShe’s making sure Mason eats all his peas up before he gets the Malteser Pavlova
Why is that not my life?????
It was perfect, you are an incredible writer @jflurker93 and reading your stories always make me happy
Loved innuendos, the dad jokes, the descriptions, all of it!!! Your photoshop skills
I could totally feel her insecurity regarding going public but him calming her nerves
So yeah, you didn't destroy my heart with sexiness, but you did it with feelings!
I hope you enjoy your dinner! You deserve it!
Is Phil lurking? He’s come back from the shop with these and I didn’t even ask….
He’s dropping hints, get the lube out
Why is that not my life?????
It was perfect, you are an incredible writer @jflurker93 and reading your stories always make me happy
Loved innuendos, the dad jokes, the descriptions, all of it!!! Your photoshop skills
I could totally feel her insecurity regarding going public but him calming her nerves
So yeah, you didn't destroy my heart with sexiness, but you did it with feelings!
I hope you enjoy your dinner! You deserve it!
This is everything
why did I get married, currently debating packing my bags and driving down the road to Cobham I don't know whether I'm more sad or angry that I'm not on a Winter Wonderland date and instead I've had an argument with Mr P over a shower curtain poleThis is everything
'You have to twist the middle so that it extends!'
'I know how a bleeping curtain pole works, I'm not bleeping thick!'
Cue him throwing the pole and storming off downstairs!
just read this and cried into my chocolate tart that this will never be me!! 
. Thank you for creating it in my imagination @jflurker93 
You’re in for a treat tonight, girl!
@jflurker93 that fluff
Why can’t that be my life?! Well bloody done!! 
No pudding unless you eat all your greens Mason Mount!!She’s making sure Mason eats all his peas up before he gets the Malteser Pavlova
I’m both, I went on a Winter wonderland date with Mr R toward the start of our relationship, the only comparison is that we had churrosI don't know whether I'm more sad or angry that I'm not on a Winter Wonderland date and instead I've had an argument with Mr P over a shower curtain pole
'You have to twist the middle so that it extends!'
'I know how a bleeping curtain pole works, I'm not bleeping thick!'
Cue him throwing the pole and storming off downstairs!
Based on the reviews so far, I don’t know if I’m emotionally stable enough to read this 🥲 I’ll enjoy it as bedtime reading!!
thank you!! Xxx
I’m 100% not emotionally stable enough to read it yet @jflurker93
No how have I never seen this before
I’m not married yet and now I’m in no rush to set a date….
Approach this one with care Rita!
It’s okay though I’ve just stumbled across one about Kepa that made me cry
We’re all a mess tonight!
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