Mason Mount #40 Daddy’s still missing right now we’d take a catfish, or even a wonky version off Wish

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I nearly bought those trainers the other day. Won't bother now I've seen madders in them
 
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It sounds like it! I’ve never heard the phrase Eiffel Tower in that context thats called a spit roast where I’m from
I think specifically the Eiffel Tower is a spit roast with the joining of hands
 
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As much as I love him… which is a fucking lot, I’m not sure I want him pulling those faces at me whilst he shags me into the milky way.
Agreed. These are the faces you want him to pull on FaceTime when you’re trying to convince him to get a takeaway
 
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I think specifically the Eiffel Tower is a spit roast with the joining of hands
Trying to imagine some smutty threesome with Deccers and Mason in which they hold hands while some lucky bitch is getting her holes stuffed.
 
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Clearly I’ve never heard of the Eiffel tower phrase either Every day is a school day (even ESR will tell you that in his PE pumps )

im so starved of content that i’d literally take anything with his face on right now
I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby Reecehorse

Agreed. These are the faces you want him to pull on FaceTime when you’re trying to convince him to get a takeaway
Chinese or Indian? Fuck it let’s get both!
 
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So pleased England won this evening. All that praying I did earlier must of worked
 
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Right that’s that shitty England camp over with.

I put a sneaky bet on at lunchtime that England would win 10-0 so all is not lost! That’s an extra £60 in the FBC abroad fund!

shittest England camp ever over…. LET THE PL CONTENT RESUME
 
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So pleased England won this evening. All that praying I did earlier must of worked
I hope you prayed for Mason the chubby skiver! England might be off to the World Cup but him and his gonorrhoea will be watching it from the pub if he doesn’t get off his sofa!
 
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