Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
Welcome!
Hope you're not going to come for me, I can only cope with one sassy newcomer a day! 🤣

 
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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
 
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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
 
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Is this new? Has he come out of hiding?
I feel like it is but my memory isn't great at the moment so possibly not.

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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
Welcome 🎉🎉 I’m Scuffed and I have a thing for Kyle Walker. I’m just putting it out there before some one tries to name and shame me, blah blah blah!
 
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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
 
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Welcome!
Hope you're not going to come for me, I can only cope with one sassy newcomer a day! 🤣

I would never! The only reason why I came out the shadows in the first place is because I cheering at your post this morning and decided it was time to show public support
 
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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
YEEEEEEESSSSSS a fellow billy gilmour appreciator! You can stay 🥰🥰🥰🥰

the big pink dildo was me
 
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Is this new? Has he come out of hiding?
I feel like it is but my memory isn't great at the moment so possibly not.

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Hmm I don't think I've seen this before and I like the outfit 💙 the hat could go if I was being picky!
If it's new, he's certainly had a few burgers! He's looking more like his old chubby self in his face 🥰
 
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I would never! The only reason why I came out the shadows in the first place is because I cheering at your post this morning and decided it was time to show public support
I spent a long time lurking before being brave enough to come out of the shadows but this lot are very welcoming and you won’t regret it - well you might if you ever want to achieve anything or have any free time 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I spent a long time lurking before being brave enough to come out of the shadows but this lot are very welcoming and you won’t regret it - well you might if you ever want to achieve anything or have any free time 🤣🤣🤣
What is ‘free time’? I only know ‘Chelsea slut time’

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Welcome 🎉🎉 I’m Scuffed and I have a thing for Kyle Walker. I’m just putting it out there before some one tries to name and shame me, blah blah blah!
hi @Scuffed I’ve read about your 🐌 loving. Not joining you on that one sorry! Xx
I’d also like to be on the Chilly train but really don’t want an STD….
 
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