Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

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Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot 👋

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction 🤦‍♀️

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe 🥰

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though 🥵

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it :LOL:

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft? 🙏

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.


Glad you have decided to join us!
Is this new? Has he come out of hiding?
I feel like it is but my memory isn't great at the moment so possibly not.

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I've never seen this before either, but why is he wearing that cap?? If it was black it would be ok but he ruined a normal outfit (unless there are flames or crosses or whatever he likes this time on the back)!!
 
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Is this today? ‘No sorry Gareth we’re too busy playing golf healing to come play for England’
I don't know. I'm just casually strolling Instagram not at all searching for his hashtag...
 
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Don’t look bleeping ill? Skiving bastards! 🤣
(Apologies to my fave boys if this turns out to be old 🤣)
I'm so confused by the hair situation at the moment, it is difficult to age something.
 
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I'm late but yes! I think it is a really nice colour, and I'm sure she will like it! (You can send one my way too ;) ). Also, show us your new boots!

I've been studying German all afternoon and I just want to die. At this point I don't even care about what I'm going to have for dinner. Just my wine✌

Sorry about the German studying. If it makes you feel better, I'm learning German slang this weekend and I feel very lost. I'm not a cool kid in general, but definitely not a cool kid in Germany 😂
I'll attach a crapy photo of the boots. I could tell you the name if you want to, to google them. I'm sure there are better pictures there. The lighting in this room is just shocking 🙈

That photo you guys hadn't seen is from the day after winning the Champions League. Tink is also in the original picture. Rude to cut him out :cry:

And welcome @Bumblebee81 ❤
 

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Hold your bleeping horses… TWO new photos.

The only thing that stops me thinking the palm angels tracksuit photo is old… is because those tracksuits are a bit. Look at me being down with the trends 😝

Carlotta has the same one of course 🙃

The golfing one though… our boys are taking the piss out of Gareth no socks aren’t they!

Welcome @Bumblebee81 we love new recruits!

Thirst away but don’t sexualise and remember to only give blozzers to people you love ✌🏻
 
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I'm so confused by the hair situation at the moment, it is difficult to age something.
It really is. This might be a case for Agent Irish of the FBI - if anyone can solve it she can! 🤣
 
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