Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[izzy93]

ain’t that the truth

 

[Scuffed]

I have these….

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

This is the shittest, driest wet Wednesday in history

 

[kria]

That tiktok has totally thrown me, I came upstairs to have a shower about half an hour ago and now I’m just wondering about, don’t know what I’m doing… I need to get a grip!

 

[Geexoxo]

I’m in the bath practicing for my journey to Portugal to save mason

 

[Smca53]

What does normalising vaginas involve?

Shoving eggs up them?

 

[Eden246]

Not sure how they expect him to smile after he’s just had his teeth pulled out I still think ya look cute Masey!

 

[nellyloz123]

So I'm thinking, if Mase and Dec read here (we all know they do) then when they're both better and having a sleepover and high on haribos I request they do this tik tok as proof.

This thread would combust if they did that

Noooo NPB is live to a STAGGERING 24 people

 

[jflurker93]

“Do you still fancy me?” yes, Mason. We still fancy you somehow

Debs : Mason don’t be so vulgar … whilst shooting him the same death stare she gave @nellyloz123

 

[jflurker93]

Swallow it whole?

I’d swallow him whole!

 

[keylimepie]

No offence judging by said insta hoe stories. That place don’t seem his thing. Can imagine him staying at a hotel that’s looks like it’s out of the 1900s. Plus the dinner by the piano with his gums pissing blood. Yep can see it now

He’s probably at home still convincing Tony and Debs to take him to five guys while eating his body weight in Nutella cookies and peanut M&ms

 

[kria]

He threw that tiktok together after seeing us getting desperate and dredging up old bulge content from tiktok…

 

[MrsGrealish]

I feel like this a bit sometimes, pop back to us when your ready! I need that Dom car fucking smut take care xx

I'm not doing the Camping smut now.

I can't get into details and sorry to disappoint everyone.

 

[Rodney2208]

The dribble that was threatening to fall from the right side of his mouth at that point…

Not a dry tooth in sight!

 

[irishgal2013]

I’ve snapped. “Fan account has said well he been quiet on IG last few days which is a coincidence considering she been in Portugal last few days” I’ve replied maybe little nath has eaten his phone. She baffled

 

[Chani10]

Do we know why Dec withdrew? Injury or illness?
Maybe he misses Mase, and couldn't handle being there without his bff. I did that kind of thing in primary school, just so I wouldn't be anywhere without my bff.

Illness. But it's funnier to think he didn't want to go because Mase and Luke aren't there while wishing him a speedy recovery.

 

[irishgal2013]

If he was interested he would of followed her first time round, he didn’t even follow her off his private. The fbi checked. Let it go you desperate hoe.

 

[Scuffed]

Night FBC I’m WFH tomorrow which is code for answering a few emails then attempting to do some more Christmas shopping online See you on the flip side

 

[LyndyLou]

Mr Geraldine drew the line at singing soft kitty and said he would buy me a curry tonight instead

Make sure he wears one of these when delivering your curry

 

[jflurker93]

I’m going to sit and watch the tik tok a good few times now again!

Definitely how he would be drunk… I can’t wait to write drunk mase.

I started the winter wonderland fic last night and there’s definitely bratwurst chat/innuendos, god I love this man even if it’s all made up!

Happy wednesday, hopefully we get part 2 to the shark teeth video.
I’m going back in work today wish me luck!