Give him a course of antibiotics and then send him my wayHere’s some more for the Chilly girls
I just know he has a nice penis, even if it is riddled.
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So I'm thinking, if Mase and Dec read here (we all know they do
) then when they're both better and having a sleepover and high on haribos I request they do this tik tok as proof.
Can you pass him over when you’re finished please? TIAGive him a course of antibiotics and then send him my way
Sharing is caring
PLEASEEEE
I would pass away if Dec & Mase did this!
Night family 
love you all xx
love you all xx
Night FBC I’m WFH tomorrow which is code for answering a few emails then attempting to do some more Christmas shopping online 
See you on the flip side 
I’m WFH tomorrow which is code for answering a few emails then attempting to do some more Christmas shopping online See you on the flip side 
This thread would combust if they did that
Noooo NPB is live to a STAGGERING 24 people
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Was she acting like it was 240k?This thread would combust if they did that
Noooo NPB is live to a STAGGERING 24 people
Fluffy haired Made makes me feel slightly better
Everyone ok? Who did the bum belong to last night?
Everyone ok? Who did the bum belong to last night?
Morning all! Match day and I’m excited despite the lack of Mase! He’ll just have to fall in love with me another time. Hope you’ve all had a good start today and everyone who is feeling poorly is feeling a bit better.
@jflurker93 how did you get on with your test?
@jflurker93 how did you get on with your test?
I think we’re pretending it’s Stonesy’s bum.
Right, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.
I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).
Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed
Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this tit
Anyway, happy duck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.
I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).
Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed
Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this tit
Anyway, happy duck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.
I think we’re pretending it’s Stonesy’s bum.
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It's stones bum and no one is running it for me
Whoevers bum it was, it was a nice oneMorning all! Match day and I’m excited despite the lack of Mase! He’ll just have to fall in love with me another time. Hope you’ve all had a good start today and everyone who is feeling poorly is feeling a bit better.
@jflurker93 how did you get on with your test?
I think we’re pretending it’s Stonesy’s bum.
Right, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.
I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).
Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed
Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this tit
Anyway, happy duck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.
Maybe this is why they have both withdrawn from the squad
Amazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?Right, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.
I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).
Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed
Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this tit
Anyway, happy duck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.
It really was
I mean, a guys gotta eat, and who needs all this blood anyway?… I’ve got you MaseAmazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?
Might be a bit blunt and painful if he got his vamp teeth out though
I mean, a guys gotta eat, and who needs all this blood anyway?… I’ve got you Mase
Might be a bit blunt and painful if he got his vamp teeth out though
Definitely wouldn’t mind him chewing on my neck…
@kria it was negative 
I’m feeling a lot less dizzy so far so going to try go in work, it’s only a short shift on a friday so I should manage!
@Geraldine.20.jobs Hope you start to feel better soon, love fluffy mase on the pitch, but didn’t like it off the pitch.
@Smca53 thats got me imagining Mase & Dec with the same vampire teeth that Oli Sykes has
come suckle on my neck boys!
I’m feeling a lot less dizzy so far so going to try go in work, it’s only a short shift on a friday so I should manage! @Geraldine.20.jobs Hope you start to feel better soon, love fluffy mase on the pitch, but didn’t like it off the pitch.
@Smca53 thats got me imagining Mase & Dec with the same vampire teeth that Oli Sykes has
come suckle on my neck boys!Ah that’s good news, glad you’re feeling better - even if that does mean going to work!@kria it was negative
@Geraldine.20.jobs Hope you start to feel better soon, love fluffy mase on the pitch, but didn’t like it off the pitch.
@Smca53 thats got me imagining Mase & Dec with the same vampire teeth that Oli Sykes has
I’ve just watched Part 2 another 5 times. God I love that beautiful weirdo
Amazing! Would you let Mase feed on you if he had become a vampire?
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