Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[jflurker93]

#Greenbush 3.0

 

[Tabbytiger]

Just got an England email with the subject line “don’t miss the action”
What fuckin action???

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Just popping this here to brighten up a Thursday evening

 

[nellyloz123]

TikTok teens speaking facts

 

[keylimepie]

Yes he does its normal its your choice to believe it or not but you are in denial if you think he isnt

Whatever you say. If he does, he does. I really couldnt care less

 

[jflurker93]

I am so far up this mans arse it’s ridiculous

 

[PunkRocker]

I'm fully prepared to offer any and all services Mason requires to help him recover from wisdom teeth removal. Nurse, chef, cleaner, hole, stylist, driver, whatever he needs.

I thought this was a very wholesome post until you sneaked 'hole' in there

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Hey no! Don't think like that!! We have missed you and want you here



Sorry to hear you are still not feeling ok @jflurker93 hoping it's not COVID, crossing my fingers!

@Geraldine.20.jobs @Rodney2208 hope you are feeling better today!

Afraid not. After speaking to my GP first thing this morning, I have spent all day in A&E and been told I have pneumonia I've been packed off home with lots of drugs and been told to go to bed

Finally caught up. What the hell has gone on today?

 

[kria]

Just watching Sky Sports News and I’m finding Steven Gerrard quite attractive this morning. Although to be honest things have been so dry around here even the old bloke presenting it is starting to look appealing…

 

[Smca53]

omg I’m so behind

They’e GOATS they’re GOATS

I adore him even high with a swollen mouth

 

[calmyourritas]

JUST TAKE ME NOW DADDY

 

[nellyloz123]

Love her not getting g.o.a.t either

I was half expecting him to make goat noises so he knew she understood

Why does he look 12. How can someone go from looking sexy as fuck to a minor. I don’t get it

 

[GGina]

At least your mum doesn’t think your old enough to have given birth to him- like mine does
I mean I want him in my vagina but not like that

This is an iconic FBC quote

 

[jflurker93]

I’ll just ask Olivia to confirm next time I see her


Might ask if she can get me Mason’s number too

 

[laylavd]

I love that Debs was talking to him like he’s 5. Still her lil baby

I always get the vibe she'd be hard work as a mother in law.

 

[kria]

That thigh

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Morning

so I had a dream!! Which is huge for me because I don’t dream/haven’t dreamt for so long as I don’t sleep well and I just have a million things that run through my mind. I’m always very Envious of everyone’s dreams!

anyway, I had a dream. It wasn’t as good as I would’ve liked, but a dreams a dream! So, we were all there. We were in the queue to get in to wyld, and NPB popped her head up out of the bins and said she could get us in. So we all got in & then we bumped in to tony at the bar who was getting the shots in. OI OI BIG T!!

mason came out of the toilet and said his teeth were hurting and he wanted to leave. Big T said he couldn’t leave yet because the FBC had just got there. Mason said we could all leave, so all of us and tony and mason got in to Debbie’s Ford Focus (lol at all of us getting in one car, how realistic) and went back to masons house. Mason said we could all sit by the lake in his garden, so we all sat by the lake And NPB appeared and started serving us all drinks. Then mason said did we want to go swimming, so we all got in the lake and little nath was a lifeguard. Mason kept pretending to be a shark. We all talked about how lovely NPB was () and Mason said he couldn’t get rid of her and she just kept turning up.

 

[kria]

I’ve stayed off the thread mainly because I’ve lost a bit of heart to be honest. Also because I thought I was getting on everyone’s nerves

 

[kria]

Remember when he was sat at home shitting his panties… good times!

 

[Scuffed]

Wish he would stick that in me

Poetry.