Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[Suder34]

The FBC

 

[Suder34]

I've had to slap my mum again. She was complaining about Corrie not being on tomorrow night because of the football. I said that Mason wouldn't be playing because he'd had his wisdom teeth taken out and she said in a mocking tone 'Oooh is he scared the ball might hit him in the face? It would be an improvement if it did!'

At least your mum doesn’t think your old enough to have given birth to him- like mine does
I mean I want him in my vagina but not like that

 

[Scuffed]

This will probably have you all turn against me but its bothering and has done for a while.

@jflurker93 I feel like you keep trying to outdo me with your smut against mine and its really put me off writing.

It happened in the JG thread and feels like its happening here.

I'm sure you dont mean to do it but it hurts my feelings to the point I really dont think I want to be here.

Sorry everyone one for bringing it up.

Enjoy the thread and I hope you girls get some content soon xx

Sorry you feel that way Mrs G. Personally I don’t feel that’s the case. I don’t see it as anyone trying to outdo anyone, it’s all coming from a good place and there’s no competition. There’s room on this thread for lots of smut, the more the better. That’s just my opinion.

Right I’m back to looking at those horrid pics of Stonsey. Horrid

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Ok I’ve watched the video another 5000 times and shown it to people I work with. I think it’s the confidence the fact he a) still thinks he looks as good as ever b) knows that people would pay big money for his manly teeth and c) this is actual mason content, not just at training but him, a bit more raw. More of this please mase!!

also, the little slurpyslurp kills me every.single.time

 

[jflurker93]

It’s a good job he kept the fucking kitty tickler when he shaved because jesus christ himself, if he’d have gone clean shaven and then posted that video I’d be checking myself in to a n once ward!

 

[jflurker93]

I don’t know her, she tats my eyebrows once a year

Last time I went she was talking about a meal they had booked for the weekend, day, time, place etc … if only I was an FBC then I could have spilled and you could have all accidentally bumped into him

 

[jflurker93]

Come on Mase if you’re well enough to be on instagram you’re well enough to provide some content.
Stop liking Aitch’s stuff and show us a nipple or something

 

[runderpants]

Maybe part 2

debs talking about five guys as if it’s 5 individual guys

 

[laylavd]

Welcome to thread 38.

Rave thread but not really sure at this point. We still love you Mason.

 

[Smca53]

Current frustration levels: Mason after he’s said they’re goats three times and she’s STILL not getting it

 

[GGina]

Evening. Everyone ok? This camp can fuck off

At least your gravy baby is still there

 

[Geexoxo]

am I officially a #instabaddie now? Who’s coming I can bring all my friends apparently wonder it mase is on the guest list

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Night family love you all xx

 

[jflurker93]

Thanks everyone, still feeling ropey so i’ve decided to abandon work and come home!

Currently walking home for some fresh air as I got a lift to work today

Me for the rest of the day.

 

[jflurker93]

AND WHAT A GLOW UP IT HAS BEEN!!!

 

[jflurker93]

Moana’s dad has a kitty tickler

OMG AND A TOOTH NECKLACE

ITS MASE

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I always get the vibe she'd be hard work as a mother in law.

I've said it before. She gives me massive Karen vibes

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

See I am fully inclusive of all members

We’re on page 6 already! This is why we get through so many threads!
and they think all we do is day how amazing and shagable he is

I asked him earlier to throw us a bone… and here we are

all we need is a video of a dribbly mason in the back of the car and we are like flies to shit

 

[Smca53]

Right, I’ve had enough. I watched an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before bed last night and I ended up having a Buffy x Declan Rice crossover dream.

I strongly suspected Spicy was a vamp but I couldn’t prove it - I could never get him in to the daylight, never caught him eating real food, he was acting super dodgy generally, and he was very pale (which is a bit rich from me, the girl who bears a striking resemblance to Caspar the friendly ghost).

Anyway, I spent much of the dream being like “oh my god I need to warn Mase, I need to warn Mase” but he never showed up. Then it occurred to me at some point that maybe Dec had already turned Mase in to a vampire and Mason’s dental surgery was nothing to do with wisdom teeth and was actually to get his vampy teeth removed

Honestly, wtf? ALL I ASK FOR - and try to manifest - are some sexy footballer dreams. Instead, I get this shit

Anyway, happy Fuck Me Friday, FBC friends! Here’s hoping we are blessed with some content and hopefully that content isn’t as dry as my dreams.

 

[Suder34]

I would like to point out I have these also ... and we’re back on track