Mason Mount #38 Just say ur parents aren’t letting you go to the training ground and move on x

[keylimepie]

Exactly I’m sure Gareth will be thrilled at him sunning himself in Portugal. Why don’t people see it for what it is. Another insta hoe wanting attention

Are you sure it’s Portugal?? I think the poor little lamb probably meant Portsmouth. They sound kinda similar

 

[Geexoxo]

If you don’t like tattle that’s whatever but you can’t slag tattle off then in the same breath read/write smut about the same people you say we can’t talk about :/ half the stuff they write on tumblr is wayyyy more graphic and sexual than what we say on her. Also I’m less than half a year older than mason so if I’m old then so is he

 

[kria]

Sorry to piss on your parade but think Chloe blocked mason as all his likes and comments from the last few years have gone. Unless he went on a 3 year unliking spree

The FBI has spoken…

 

[jflurker93]

And you can use it to slap clout chasers out the way….

fuck off you plant based gluten free slags

 

[jflurker93]

Ok I’ve watched the video another 5000 times and shown it to people I work with. I think it’s the confidence the fact he a) still thinks he looks as good as ever b) knows that people would pay big money for his manly teeth and c) this is actual mason content, not just at training but him, a bit more raw. More of this please mase!!

also, the little slurpyslurp kills me every.single.time

I’ve watched it a good few times already this morning.

It’s the way he laughs at his own joke too, “I ain’t got no teeth”.

I showed my dad and he went “all those people waiting for dentist appointment and he jumps the queue”

Dad I don’t think he’s rocked up to his local nhs dentist demanding his teeth are pulled, he’s probably paid a small fortune at a top of the range clinic

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Evening. Everyone ok? This camp can fuck off

 

[kria]

I like to think he reacts in the same way we all do when she pops up on his tiktok etc…

 

[irishgal2013]

Also had a bit of a laugh last night. My fbi skills have got out on IG. Had a fan page I’ve spoken to her once or twice before messaged me about whether I knew if mason was dating a certain insta hoe. Why me leave me alone.

 

[Timefortea93]

Be careful the sick reactions are coming for you! We're not allowed to post Benjamin here

God I'm not a chilly fan he bores me. However I'm a cock fan and he has a fat one.
I have this chilly pic for people who don't like his face.

 

[jflurker93]

No fucking way are me and this guy the same age. What are they doing to these poor Chelsea players they're ageing like milk

I’m 3 months older than Lukaku, I nearly choked and I mean literally choked when I found out. Thought he was well in his 30s

 

[Tabbytiger]

Then, what would a normal person with a normal job buy Mason for xmas?

I would gift him my vagina - cheap and cheerful

 

[calmyourritas]

I'm fully prepared to offer any and all services Mason requires to help him recover from wisdom teeth removal. Nurse, chef, cleaner, hole, stylist, driver, whatever he needs.

“Hole” has sent me hahahahahaahhaah

 

[kria]

Do we think mason will actually make it to the England camp this week? Like how long does it take to recover?

 

[calmyourritas]

Gonna decorate the thread with some of my fave pics cos there’s nothing else to share

 

[nellyloz123]

If anyone wondering why the teens of this generation are f ucked. My interact with one proves this. She thought I was telling her to numb her mouth

Lmfao okay we have a contender for another thread title

 

[Rodney2208]

I might need to check what I have on my photo album before going away this weekend with someone that isn't Mase (or Tink, Kai, etc...)

Oh god, I’d forgotten that pre wedding Mr R had done cloud storage and linked both our phones to the storage…. He asked me the other day why we had photos of Mason, Chilly and Dec stored with our wedding photos

 

[keylimepie]

At least Butternips was funny

At least Butternips knew when to bloody stop as well It just gets boring trudging up Voldemort every few days

 

[keylimepie]

Has a follow from an insta hoe come up with him being in Portugal

I hope he took his shark teeth with him

 

[jflurker93]

433 must have sponsored his dental surgery so he gave them a bit of exclusive footage

I don’t understand why they got footage it’s confused me a lot

He can send 433 a video of him high asking for a five guys but he can’t send the fbc video message? selfish shit!

 

[jflurker93]

Here’s some more for the Chilly girls

I just know he has a nice penis, even if it is riddled.